Hawkwing Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 2 hours ago, SMEDIA said: The fortune cookie was invented by American restaurants; do you think this pisses off the Chinese owners/managers of Chinese food restaurants? They probably don't give a crap. If anything, they just see it as another way to get more money out of (gullible) customers. 2 minutes ago, Dragoncat said: If Trump had a shoe thrown at him like Bush did, would the secret service yell "Donald duck"? One of them might. The rest would either tackle the president to the ground to forcibly get him to duck, take the bullet, er, shoe, as a human shield, or knock/catch the shoe out of the air like a ninja. This is a thing: Why is this a thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 Because it is. In Beauty and the Beast, if six eggs are considered "too expensive" in the opening song, then how was Gaston's family able to afford four dozen eggs (eight times that amount) daily, and how is Gaston still able to afford FIVE dozen eggs daily? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 18, 2018 Author Share Posted October 18, 2018 The lady was poor and Gaston comes from a rich family. Or Gaston's parents own an egg farm and they're stingy. In Hunchback of Notre Dame, why did Esmeralda and Phoebus name their son Zephyr? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garrisoncade_3576 Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 Because they wanted him to become a video game protagonist. What happens if Nino doesn't do her best? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 Then she gets wounded in combat and can never fight again. Why is Final Fantasy Tactics Advance an absolutely horrible game compared to the original FFT on PlayStation? I mean, why break a great idea for gameplay by doing things that infuriate the player? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 Because FFTA tried some stupid things. Would you prevent me from existing if you had the chance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 Nope. Did you ever dislike something just because it was / became mainstream? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 I guess I have. Why do I feel better when I help people out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 Because that’s a nice thing you do; you should keep helping people. Will I ever become a published author (not self publishing; I want to actually earn some money)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 10 minutes ago, SMEDIA said: Because that’s a nice thing you do; you should keep helping people. Will I ever become a published author (not self publishing; I want to actually earn some money)? Thanks. If you put your effort into it, it'll happen eventually. Who in their right mind would want to be my friend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 18, 2018 Author Share Posted October 18, 2018 Dude please stop with the depressing stuff it's annoying and making ME depressed. Who threw the mushy mushrooms? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 8 minutes ago, Dragoncat said: Dude please stop with the depressing stuff it's annoying and making ME depressed. Who threw the mushy mushrooms? Sorry, my friend. I'll stop. Mario did. Okay, who put these chicken wings in a chest? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 ... Wasn't me! Whoa, did Discord really try to sneak a clause that says that you can't sue them no matter what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 18, 2018 Author Share Posted October 18, 2018 Screenshots or it didn't happen. What's the difference between a piano and a tuna? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish. Do you wish your girlfriend was hot like me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 (edited) 30 minutes ago, Dragoncat said: Screenshots or it didn't happen. I got something even better, the terms of services themselves. "IMPORTANT NOTICE: THESE TERMS OF SERVICE CONTAIN A BINDING ARBITRATION PROVISION AND CLASS ACTION WAIVER. IT AFFECTS YOUR LEGAL RIGHTS AS DETAILED IN THE DISPUTE RESOLUTION AND CLASS ACTION WAIVER SECTION BELOW. PLEASE READ CAREFULLY." Specifically the DISPUTE RESOLUTION section is the one that says it right out. You can opt-out by emailing arbitration-opt-out@discord.com within 30 days of the ToS taking effect, which was October 16. So you only have 28 days left now (or 27, depending on where you live) at the time I am posting this. As far as my extremely limited knowledge of overseas laws go, I don't think that it would really affect anyone in Europe or Australia, but I would still email the address just to be sure. Here's a reddit post with the Discrod staff explaining why they added this to the ToS! This is why you always read the Terms of Services people. Anyway, enough with that. 29 minutes ago, Corrobin said: Do you wish your girlfriend was hot like me? Jokes on you, I have no significant other! So take that! HA! Yo yo yo yo yo diggity dawg, how's it hangin'? Edited October 18, 2018 by IfIHadToPickADude Forgot to add some more general advice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 It’s hanging like a piñata; now let’s bash it with a stick. Why is it that for some weird reason I like protagonists that are orphans in some way? (note: I’m not an orphan myself) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 The development they go through can be really interesting. Hey! What gives? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 18, 2018 Author Share Posted October 18, 2018 43 minutes ago, IfIHadToPickADude said: I got something even better, the terms of services themselves. "IMPORTANT NOTICE: THESE TERMS OF SERVICE CONTAIN A BINDING ARBITRATION PROVISION AND CLASS ACTION WAIVER. IT AFFECTS YOUR LEGAL RIGHTS AS DETAILED IN THE DISPUTE RESOLUTION AND CLASS ACTION WAIVER SECTION BELOW. PLEASE READ CAREFULLY." Specifically the DISPUTE RESOLUTION section is the one that says it right out. You can opt-out by emailing arbitration-opt-out@discord.com within 30 days of the ToS taking effect, which was October 16. So you only have 28 days left now (or 27, depending on where you live) at the time I am posting this. As far as my extremely limited knowledge of overseas laws go, I don't think that it would really affect anyone in Europe or Australia, but I would still email the address just to be sure. Here's a reddit post with the Discrod staff explaining why they added this to the ToS! This is why you always read the Terms of Services people. Anyway, enough with that. That's...nuts. The reddit post doesn't say why though, it just says they did. Not that I'll ever be in a position to sue Discord anyway. 15 minutes ago, IfIHadToPickADude said: Hey! What gives? LIfe. It's giving you lemons so you can make lemonade. Is it actually possible to have a birthmark shaped like fruit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 Yes. Why do some people think Halloween is evil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 It has connections to actual witches and pagan religions. Could a eunuch be able to find a unicorn, or would that be considered cheating? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 18, 2018 Author Share Posted October 18, 2018 No because the eunuch is still considered male, even if he can't perform male sexual functions. Like my cat is fixed and I don't call him a girl. Unicorns will only appear to maidens, meaning females. Why is there no mascot for Halloween? Like Christmas has Santa and Valentine's Day has Cupid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 How about Jack Skellington? Why do I feel better knowing one of my AWOL friends is safe and sound? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 Because it's always nice to catch up with a friend you haven't talked to in a while. People mention The Oregon Trail, but why does almost no one talk about The Oregon Trail Deluxe Edition, which is the best version of the game? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 19, 2018 Author Share Posted October 19, 2018 I guess it's not as good for memes. Does anybody remember Math Blasters or was it just a thing in my elementary school? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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