Dragoncat Posted November 15, 2018 Author Share Posted November 15, 2018 Offer hotdogs and baseball and eagles and FREEDOM. Why are stupid things so funny late at night? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted November 15, 2018 Share Posted November 15, 2018 Night time is when the mind is turned off and ready to go to bed, so the line between a clever joke and a dumb one blurs. Why are some fictional assassins not actually that good at assassination? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted November 15, 2018 Share Posted November 15, 2018 Because they're idiots. Let me rephrase my earlier question: How do you convince an American woman to move to the Philippines? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 15, 2018 Author Share Posted November 15, 2018 American women can still like hotdogs and baseball and eagles. And everybody likes freedom. Assuming that they don't is sexist and this isn't a thread for serious questions. What's the conversion rate between Hylian rupees and Bionite/Mechonite gold? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted November 15, 2018 Share Posted November 15, 2018 I've no clue. 23 minutes ago, Dragoncat said: American women can still like hotdogs and baseball and eagles. And everybody likes freedom. Assuming that they don't is sexist and this isn't a thread for serious questions. I didn't mean it that way. Sorry. Why do I have weird taste in people? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted November 15, 2018 Share Posted November 15, 2018 It's no stranger than people, by nature, actually are. Chill. After a flood, where do all the rowboats go? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 15, 2018 Author Share Posted November 15, 2018 To the rowboat retirement fields. What if cheerios were donut seeds? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted November 15, 2018 Share Posted November 15, 2018 Cheerio flavoured donuts. That's going to bring the hipsters and police back together. How many people would you need to replace the potential noodle assets of the world? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 Depends. Are we talking about pool noodles or food noodles? This topic has reached it's 150th page! How should we celebrate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 CHEESE FOR EVERYONE! Why do I miss my friends after a day without them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 16, 2018 Author Share Posted November 16, 2018 Because you do. Why does pizza come in a square box, but it's a circle, and cut in triangles? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 Pizza is a ringing endorsement for geometry and trigonometry. The horror!!!1 Who came up with the idea of "natural scent" deodorant? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen the Great Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 The same person who came up with the idea for "chemical-free hair color". Did you heard of the tragedy that reach the man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted November 17, 2018 Share Posted November 17, 2018 I have not heard the tragedy of a man named "reach". I do, however, know of the planet Reach, and that the brave actions and sacrifices of Noble Team on that planet lead to humanities ultimate victory over the Covenant. How do old-school FPS protagonists carry 8-10 weapons on them at a time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 17, 2018 Author Share Posted November 17, 2018 Clearly they have pocket dimensions like Link. Who decided what to name colors? Like whose idea was it to call it "red" and not "snoopdoop" or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted November 17, 2018 Share Posted November 17, 2018 People. Why did I have a dream which involved contact with benign aliens in the form of purple Poliwhirls with a subpar grasp of the English language? I'm not kidding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted November 17, 2018 Share Posted November 17, 2018 Too much Pokémon Would you play a video game where you play as a sentient rolling snowball in a huge open world setting? In this game, you can die in plenty of silly ways like getting hit by a car, or melting if you go too close to a fire, etc... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 17, 2018 Author Share Posted November 17, 2018 Probably not, but rock simulator is a thing so I wouldn't be surprised if such a game was made. Why do goats yell like humans? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted November 17, 2018 Share Posted November 17, 2018 Because they’re ? What episode of LazyTown is this from: https://imgur.com/gallery/HtnlGzX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen the Great Posted November 18, 2018 Share Posted November 18, 2018 It's from the Matt Hoss parody. R2, do you is (censored)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 18, 2018 Author Share Posted November 18, 2018 (dolphin noise) (bleep) Why do some people hate raisins? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen the Great Posted November 18, 2018 Share Posted November 18, 2018 Because they remind them of Shane Dawson. Do you are have stupid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted November 18, 2018 Share Posted November 18, 2018 Mmhmm. Is it legal for a chicken to cross a road? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen the Great Posted November 18, 2018 Share Posted November 18, 2018 About as legal as it is for a woodchuck to chuck wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Is ignorauce dongnous? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted November 18, 2018 Share Posted November 18, 2018 E tenk su, yois. Why is it funny to completely botch spelling sometimes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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