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4 hours ago, IfIHadToPickADude said:

God, I hope not.

Hey I liked that cartoon! It was very cute and clever! Cousin Mel as the antagonist!

4 hours ago, IfIHadToPickADude said:

Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?

I have no opinion.

Do the captured fighters in Smash Ultimate literally wish upon a star for their salvation because Kirby had a warp star?

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You would be technically right on those comparisons.  It's a little shaky since AoU doesn't quite have the same following proclaiming as the franchise best as Melee does.  One could equate Brawl to Civil War though due to the hype around its central conflict and the inclusion of Sonic was the equivalent of Spider-Man's debut to the universe.  If Sakurai is to be believed that this will be his last foray into the franchise then it could be his "Endgame", although someone needs to ask if Endgame is in fact the end.

If an anime character as obscure as Joker can join Smash Bros. as DLC, what's keeping Goku from being added?

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18 minutes ago, Emperor_Siegfried said:

If an anime character as obscure as Joker can join Smash Bros. as DLC, what's keeping Goku from being added?

Joker is from Persona 5, a video game that has a (poorly done) anime. Goku is from Dragon Ball, and manga that has a popular anime and several videogames of ranging quality and success.

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11 hours ago, Emperor_Siegfried said:

Because it's neither.  It's just the computer using the future sight mechanic in the game as well.  It decides if I wants you to win or lose

...Oh my gosh that makes so much sense. And were's the damn template for Korra realization because that was my reaction when I read that?

8 hours ago, Dragoncat said:

Why did people start drinking alcohol?

Some areas of the world didn't have safe or reliable drinking water, so beer was the best alternative. To be fair, some alcohols, like grape, were difficult to get drunk on unless one overindulged.

Alternatively, they foolishly believe that it will make them forget their problems.

1 minute ago, Emperor_Siegfried said:

Which characters has Zero-Suit Samus not been shipped with yet?

The grass of Gaur Plain and the group of ninja's that keep attacking me.

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Why won't KOTOR 2 work on my computer? Even with the frame buffer turned off?

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31 minutes ago, Hawkwing said:

Why won't KOTOR 2 work on my computer? Even with the frame buffer turned off?

I've had similar problems with KOTOR 1 and 2 on all the computers I've played it on. Sometimes the screen is black and it's just audio in 1, and in 2, there's a part of the game in the beginning where the droid (I forgot his name) gets stuck and I can't progress, not to mention the fact that the area is laggy, although these are probably just the problems with my copy. My excuse is that it's an old game, and my suggestion is to try out different settings and figure out what works. I always try to go with lower graphics when I can so the game runs faster.

6 minutes ago, Purple Mage said:

Is Disney the Thanos of Hollywood?

Nah, Disney is reviving old movies and making them live action, so I'm pretty sure that it's the opposite of Thanos (even though Disney has the rights to him ironically enough).

Is JoJo's Circus an alternate universe of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure?

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13 hours ago, Dragoncat said:

Hey I liked that cartoon! It was very cute and clever! Cousin Mel as the antagonist!

It's more the song associated with it is almost as bad a crime against humanity as Paul McCartney's Wonderful Christmastime

9 hours ago, Emperor_Siegfried said:

If the #2 pencil is the most popular pencil, why is it #2?

Because people forget that #1 exists.

What's the best My Chemical Romance song and why is it Famous Last Words?

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Because nobody likes to do goat RPs I guess.

19 hours ago, Emperor_Siegfried said:

When you cross them, you get three crucified victims.

Correct answer: Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Is it true that unicorns don't exist today because they missed Noah's ark?

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Of course.  That's why God didn't try up the Earth right after the flood was done.  Noah was forced to sit and think about what he did in not trying his best to save them.

Why do anthropomorphic characters who don't wear pants give the impression that they might not have genitalia?

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Because artists don't want to deal with putting pants on animals that have tails. It's also because that organ is difficult to notice in real life if you're not looking for it.

Why don't spirits in Super Smash Brothers Ultimate contain descriptions about how they are involved in their home series like trophies used to do?

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Because it is a scientifically proven fact that at least every known human, unless met with some sort of disfigurement or condition, has the ability to produce fecal matter that moves through the bowel system.  This everyone does in fact poop.

What ethnicity is the name Spankenheimer from and are those people really into that sort of thing?

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TV Tropes Time!

*One search later*

It's a rather obvious play on the word "spank" and... is the name of a German porn star?!?

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In Shadow Warrior 2, why does the weapon wheel appear while in the middle of slashing or shooting, and how do I turn it off?

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Because the devs wanted to annoy you. You cannot turn it off. The devs want you to suffer.

Do spiders like to jump in mouths or is "you swallow X amount of spiders in your sleep a year" a bunch of crap?

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