Hawkwing Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 He killed the previous holder of the title. Despite killing several other gods, it's the most fitting one for Kratos. If a ship containing boomerangs sank, would they still come back? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 Yes, if it is made of wood so it floats. Should Davy Jones pick up the soap in his Locker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 Considering he's dead I'd imagine it would be pretty hard for him to do that even if he wanted to. Why doesn't Kirby wear pants? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 Kirby likes to feel the breeze and freedom down there. How come Mario never marries any princesses he saves? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 (edited) He doesn't want the political responsibilities that come with marrying a Princess. Why do I keep re-reading the Supper Smash Bros Mishonh from God fanfiction series even though I know it is god-awful, racist, homophobic, filled with spelling errors, butchers everything that is closely related to Smash, and would be a LOT more offensive if it wasn't so horribly written? (For further reference, it is VERY hard, to the point of being impossible, to offend me, and even I find this fanfiction (which is thankfully a troll fic) offensive) Edited January 3, 2019 by Espurrhoodie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 You have refined tastes compared to other people. Since Sigurd starts to drop off from the rest of the army about halfway through FE4, would he be considered a Jagen unit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 3, 2019 Author Share Posted January 3, 2019 I think he's more like an Emmeryn or a Greil. Is Maroon 5 playing Sweet Victory at the super bowl? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 Yes? Why am I glad my fanfics aren't crap? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 3, 2019 Author Share Posted January 3, 2019 Because that's a good feeling. Is Young Link in OoT wearing underwear? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 If he wasn't, he wouldn't be game to backflip so much. If the world's in such a bad state, why is the current year A.D. 2019, the highest it's ever been? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 Because we're slowly advancing towards impending doom. Why am I worried all the time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 You might have anxiety, don't worry, I'm worried all the time too! 9 hours ago, indigoceans said: You have refined tastes compared to other people. Thanks for the weird compliment! Seriously, that fanfic is worse than The Room. Why do I keep re-reading the FE4 manga even though I have four shows (Kill La Kill, Ouran Highschool Host Club, FMA:B, and RWBY vol 6) I need to finish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 Cause your shows probably don't interest you enough. What would a good Superman video game be?  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 Death of Superman on the SNES. Well, unless you hate beat em ups. If I claim my favourite Fire Emblem is the one with Cloud Strife, what do I mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 You're kidding. Why is it that you can go through the annals of history, but not just one annal? Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 Because sodomy happened more than once, and historians want to write a whole book each time it happened instead of just writing it all in one book. Are 2D waifus/husbandos better or are 3D waifus/husbandos better? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 2.5D, best of both worlds that way. If Mars had earthquakes, would they be called marsquakes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 3, 2019 Author Share Posted January 3, 2019 Probably. What do a pig and a horse have in common? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 They are both mammals. Since I free summoned Brave Ephraim on New Years Day, does this mean that this year will be my year? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 Maybe, as long as you don't pick fights you can't win. Why does the English language talk oftentimes about things that aren't there; like a sung hero, a ruly person or peccable timing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 3, 2019 Author Share Posted January 3, 2019 Because Japan thought "fucking" meant "really big/good" and advertised a "fucking sale" in a store. True story. Did that lady who lives across the street from me finally figure out how to keep her dog in the fence? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 Yes, she decided he looked tasty. Does a postman deliver his own mail? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 Most likely, due to conveinience. 1 hour ago, Karimlan said: Maybe, as long as you don't pick fights you can't win. Unfortunately, I take Tae Kwon Do and I am forced to spar against people stronger than I am. How did my dog get a skin tag? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 same reason guys get dog tags. Why does the opposite side of the street cross the same time as I do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 3, 2019 Author Share Posted January 3, 2019 Because the Matrix. Why did the chicken go to the idiot's house? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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