Dragoncat Posted April 3, 2019 Author Share Posted April 3, 2019 When the next Chinese Year of the Dragon happens. Is Hades not in Smash because Metal Face is enough snarky assholery for Master Hand to deal with? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 I thought he is in Smash. Why did the Titanic sink the iceberg? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 The Titanic was a secret United States weapon test that was meant to go up against Germany's secret iceberg base. The operation was a success and the deaths that were made on that day were considered to be a necessary loss. Why are there people acting like single player was ever an important part of the Call of Duty franchise? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 Because it was. And it was beautiful. Did I just quote Thanos? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 The correct word is "paraphrased". How much butter can a Cheddar Onion Buttery Jack Burger butter if it was used as a method of buttering? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nym Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 Ask Pengaius, the butter expert in this forest. How would you react if your dog could speak? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 4, 2019 Author Share Posted April 4, 2019 Be like "cool" and maybe think I was dreaming. If honeybees make honey, why do butterflies not make butter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 Because they are not butterbees. Flies eat butter. If girls can bring boys to the yard with their milkshakes, can milkshakes bring girls the yard with their boys? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 4, 2019 Author Share Posted April 4, 2019 I don't know but I put out a milkshake last summer and all I got was flies. Why does Groose's theme go with everything? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 Because he's the Guile of the Zelda franchise. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 I'm not Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way. Why am I nervous about unveiling a really weird fanfiction idea I have and unironically want to make? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 43 minutes ago, Espurrhoodie said: Why am I nervous about unveiling a really weird fanfiction idea I have and unironically want to make? So you're Enoby then? 43 minutes ago, Espurrhoodie said: Why am I nervous about unveiling a really weird fanfiction idea I have and unironically want to make? You're probably worried that you're anonymity will get leaked out at some point and that you'll have that creation to live with for the rest of your life. Are there birds in Canada? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 Depends on your definition of "bird." Would it be possible for me to overthrow the show that my Theatre class is working on and replace it with my own? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 Anything is possible. Even the impossible is possible according to quantum mechanics. If everything is possible, then is it possible that there will be something that is impossible? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 Everything is possible with Barbie. How do islands not float away? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 5, 2019 Author Share Posted April 5, 2019 The earth's gravity keeps them from doing so. Why are musicians so dang excited when they ride roller coasters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 Going up and down and spinning around with the wind blowing through the hair gets their creative juices flowing. How in the world do artists know what colors to use when shading on an electronic device? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 Maybe they just follow the Bob Ross method of calling whatever mistaken color they chose a "happy little accident" and if they ever get it right call it their intended vision. I think it's time for me to come clean. Should I tell my parents I'm adopted? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 That made me laugh. That would be a good April's Fool joke. Are straight people not happy because they are not gay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 Yes. In relation to the above equation: where would that leave bisexuals? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 In a constant state of purgatory. Would taking a bath in broth make it a soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted April 6, 2019 Share Posted April 6, 2019 Yeah, some people like to drink other people's bath water/soup. Why are lights bright? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted April 6, 2019 Share Posted April 6, 2019 Because they are. What would be the most out of left field weapon Rinea would have if she was added to Heroes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted April 6, 2019 Share Posted April 6, 2019 A double barrel air Gatling machine gun loaded with carbon dioxide. If a two-year old hands you a toy phone, should you answer it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 6, 2019 Share Posted April 6, 2019 No. Why do parents raise their toddlers on tablets/phones these days? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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