SMEDIA Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 Irony For Serenes Forest, who the hell is Serenes? She’s not in any of the games I’ve played. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 Serenes Forest comes from Path of Radiance/Radiant Dawn. I think it was a forest that the Beorc (basic humans) burned down or something like that. Whoa, did you just get meme'd on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 11, 2018 Author Share Posted October 11, 2018 GOD DAMMIT! Who farted? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodHoms Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 (edited) Because I'm sure it sounds just as ridiculous if you know Japanese. Where's the Beef? Edited October 11, 2018 by TheGoodHoms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodHoms Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 (edited) 2 minutes ago, TheGoodHoms said: Because I'm sure it sounds just as ridiculous if you know Japanese. Where's the Beef? AUGH! Ninjaed! Edited October 11, 2018 by TheGoodHoms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 From cows. And how can you ninja yourself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 11, 2018 Author Share Posted October 11, 2018 By dressing up in a ninja costume. Who would win in a fight between one T Rex and 50 million chickens? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 (edited) The Greeks, since they're a constant inevitability of life. How the heck did you manage to kick that sword out of his hand, into the garbage, tip the garbage can over, light the whole house on fire, and then down a Boeing 747 all in one motion? Edited October 12, 2018 by IfIHadToPickADude Forgot a few words Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted October 13, 2018 Share Posted October 13, 2018 Kicking the sword and having it land in and knock over the garbage can isn't to hard to believe. Though how was I supposed to know that the trash can would press a secret button that fired the exploding flamethrower and AA gun hybrid that was hidden in the garage? Why didn't Sigurd stop, drop, and roll? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 13, 2018 Author Share Posted October 13, 2018 Because he was never taught because he didn't go to a kindergarten in America where they drill that into kids. Or he was on his horse and horses don't stop drop and roll. Take your pick. Who puts a great big hole somewhere like that? (Name the Xenoblade character I just quoted word for word, win a cookie.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted October 13, 2018 Share Posted October 13, 2018 1 hour ago, Dragoncat said: Reyn: Who puts a great big hole somewhere like that? Alvis: As I explained, it's a defense mechanism. Is God a jar of strawberry preserves, a size 12 sneaker, a footlong Hogie, an all-expense paid trip to Brazil, or a NEWWW CARRRRR?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 13, 2018 Author Share Posted October 13, 2018 @Emperor_Siegfried For real though Alvis' burn later on was the best thing ever. "I think you'll find we had to take the long way because somebody pushed a certain button." Just in that pompous mysterious voice omg xD 2 minutes ago, Emperor_Siegfried said: Is God a jar of strawberry preserves, a size 12 sneaker, a footlong Hogie, an all-expense paid trip to Brazil, or a NEWWW CARRRRR?! None, God is a flying spaghetti monster. Is the color orange named after the fruit or the other way around? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 Surprisingly enough, the color orange was named after the fruit. Has an over-and-under rifle ever been used in an actual war? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 Didn't the Nazis give their pilots a double barrel shotgun that was an over-and-under? I may be wrong on that though. As for specifically rifles, I don't think so? Am I playing too much COD:WWII? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 14, 2018 Author Share Posted October 14, 2018 Maybe? Idk. Why do 12 year old boys that play CoD insist on telling everybody they're gay and they slept with their mom last night? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 Because 12 year-olds think that insulting others is a way of showing how "cool" and "mature" they are. It's a puberty thing, probably. Why are most baby animals so gosh darn cute? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 14, 2018 Author Share Posted October 14, 2018 Because all baby animals that are cared for by their parents have to be adorable so the parents will love them and raise them. Like flies lay their eggs and leave them and maggots are NOT cute, but dogs take care of their puppies and puppies are cute. If Popeye the sailor man lived in a garbage can, why did he never get help to buy a proper house? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 He don't need no proper house, he eats spinach! Whoa there buckaroo, did you just try illegally downloading this version of Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 14, 2018 Author Share Posted October 14, 2018 Multiple times. *suddenly has an eye patch and a peg leg* What if Pinocchio says "my nose will grow"? If I already asked this I swear to God... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 It shrinks into his forehead. I checked. You're the first person to mention Pinocchio on this thread. When will Disney release a trailer for Star Wars: Episode IX? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 As soon as they're close to finishing it. Oh my God! Did you just kill that dude by showing him that really cute video of a kitten playing with a puppy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 Yes. Is the Yo-kai Watch anime as good or better than the Pokémon anime? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 Neither. Why did I title the first chapter of my now-released urban fantasy FE6 fic "My Best Friend Turns Into A Dragon"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 15, 2018 Author Share Posted October 15, 2018 Because the narrator's best friend turns into a dragon. Why does life give people lemons instead of say, peaches or strawberries? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 Because you write 'em. Why did I just ramble on to Arch about my fanfic ideas over on @Lunarisparadox's server? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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