Dragoncat

Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

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3 hours ago, Dragoncat said:

That's...nuts. The reddit post doesn't say why though, it just says they did. Not that I'll ever be in a position to sue Discord anyway.

I should've mentioned there was a staff comment pinned to the top that explained why. My bad!

Math Blasters sounds like some kind of drug... Are you sure you weren't a druggie Dragoncat?

Whoa there buddy, aren'tcha goin' a bit too fast?

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IT IS NEVER NOT TIME TO FAST

Do you want to build a snowman?

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7 minutes ago, IfIHadToPickADude said:

Math Blasters sounds like some kind of drug... Are you sure you weren't a druggie Dragoncat?

No I assure you it was an educational computer game.

2 minutes ago, Purple Mage said:

Do you want to build a snowman?

It doesn't have to be a snowman.

Why are people afraid of mice but nobody is afraid of Mickey Mouse?

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She moved on to Goofy.

On a scale of one to kicking Hitler out of art school, how bad is your idea?

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No but I've seen a 1234567890.

Why did Timmy keep falling in the well?

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The real question is why is Timmy a drunk? He's like what, 10?

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Because his fairies are actually a metaphor for alcohol which makes him hallicinate.

Why is Timmy so miserable?

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You combined Lassie Timmy with Fairly Oddparents Timmy. Clever.

Because his parents are stupid and they hire a babysitter who bullies him.

Speaking of Fairly Oddparents, why do the male fairies give birth and not the females?

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Weird magical creature biology. Don't question it.

Why do I sympathize so much with Timmy Turner, Zephiel, and Kefka?

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Timmy Turner and Zephiel have family drama like you do, but idk about Kefka. So you relate to them.

What if the world was macaroni?

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You'd eat the sharpest tool in the shed.

Why are humans jerks?

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I believe it’s your perception that humans are jerks due to a few bad experiences. Some of them try not to hurt and tear into each other. The ones that do are the egocentric ones that don’t care about anyone else.

Red pill or blue pill?

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Both. Hopefully they'd either kill me or get me shot.

Coffee?

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I don't know him, can't answer that.

Could a baby kill Kim Kardashian?

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Most likely.

Why does Philippines have a delicious purple ice cream flavor?

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Because it matches your username.

Why is it that even with good movies, I get too impatient to watch the whole thing in one sitting?

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Because you have ants in your pants.

Why is cheese popcorn so awesome?

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Because it is cheese in popcorn. Two good things mixed together.

Why is ice cream so awesome?

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It isn’t; it’s very very bad for you.

Would you like to be tortured to death by Hell demons, on the condition that you get to go to Heaven when you die?

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I guess, but I hope I die fairly quickly.

Why are hot dogs a thing?

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