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2 hours ago, Hawkwing said:

The only three liquids I ingest are water, milk, and apple/orange/grape juice

...I'm pretty sure that's five. Not certain though, I need a second opinion. Anyone?

 

What should I eat for dinner?

 

 

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Depends. What food is available to you?

1 minute ago, ProfImpossible said:

...I'm pretty sure that's five. Not certain though, I need a second opinion. Anyone?

Okay, maybe I should have said three types of liquid.

Being honest, I was Ninja'd, and I wouldn't have answered that question normally.

 

Is pepper spray made out of actual pepper?

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Why yes; they call the pepper for use in pepper spray jalapeño.

 

If you were a ninja/assasin, what would you wear on the job?

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Casual clothing, or whatever will blend in with the environment. The point is do the job without raising suspicion, and being as inconspicuous as possible aids greatly in doing so.

Why do some people still think that spinning during a fight is a good idea?

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I was not aware people thought that. 

 

Why do people still think it's okay to chew with their mouths open?

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The way I see it, it's lack of/indifference to education as well as the tendency of society to encourage indifference towards established norms with one hand while punishing said indifference with another.

Why is society so hypocritical sometimes?

Edited by Zawisza Czarny

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Because people tend to be hypocrites, and society is made up of people (unless it's an alien society... dunh dunh duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu)

 

Who's gonna get chopped?

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Ask not who, but what. 

What is the use of string theory?

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To prove the existence of parallel universes.

Who was brave enough to say that the laws of causality were absolute and why did people just go along with it?

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I don't know who came up with it but the reason everyone went with it was because it's literally cause and effect, to my understanding. 

Are you strong?

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Strong willed, perhaps.

Let’s say a robot committed a crime that was punishable by death. Would putting that robot inside a giant microwave be an appropriate way to execute it?

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I mean.....why not just shut it down? Then again, you can't execute something that was never alive to begin with.

What's the point of wearing formal clothes at your graduation if your gonna end up wearing the cap and gown over it?

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The same reason why some Hogwarts students probsbly wear regular clothes underneath their robes.

Wait, do they actually wear regular clothes underneath?

Edited by Purple Mage

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In the movies, they wear white collared shirts and what I believe are sweatshirts.

Can you imagine being at Hogwarts during spring? You'd get heat stroke from being outside for too long!

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Yeah, but Hogwarts is located in the north, right? Even in spring, it'd still be pretty cool.

How does Eggman outrun Sonic?

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Because 1 + 1 = 3 - 1.

What's all this stuff I hear about "Childish Gambino" or whatever?

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By being cooked so his yolk is runny HAHAHA!

Ninjad!

Some shirtless guy with pistols saying this is America, idk either.

Isn't it weird that your feet smell and your nose runs?

Edited by Dragoncat

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Yes ... and no.

Have I any chance to survive make my time?

By the way, you seem to have missed one R in J.R.R. Tolkien.

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