Rezzy Tries to Ironman FE Fates: Conquest

[Vaximillian]

3 minutes ago, Poimagic said:

@Rezzy Why did that one Knight have an axe when he can’t use it? 

Also, who have you lost so far. It’s hard to tell who. I’m guessing maybe Elise and some others

Because knights are dumb.

Mozu, Silas, and Nyx.

[Rezzy]

16 minutes ago, Poimagic said:

@Rezzy Why did that one Knight have an axe when he can’t use it? 

Also, who have you lost so far. It’s hard to tell who. I’m guessing maybe Elise and some others

Just Silas, Mozu, and Nyx so far.

[Poimagic]

2 minutes ago, Rezzy said:

Just Silas, Mozu, and Nyx so far.

 

16 minutes ago, Vaximillian said:

Mozu, Silas, and Nyx.

A little disappointed to those three gone, since they are my favorites. Wonder who is next, since I think the eternal stairway is next

[Rezzy]

3 minutes ago, Poimagic said:

 

A little disappointed to those three gone, since they are my favorites. Wonder who is next, since I think the eternal stairway is next

Next is the Ninja Cave, I think.  I'm taking a detour from the main plot to pick up some kids, though.

Next is Forrest, whose Paralogue I remember being pretty tough last time.

[Poimagic]

17 minutes ago, Rezzy said:

Next is the Ninja Cave, I think.  I'm taking a detour from the main plot to pick up some kids, though.

Ninja cave. I never played the map, but I know that is really hard to deal with, especially the high avoid Ninja’s

[Michelaar]

Looks like Nina is into something more than just Yaoi.

[Rezzy]

20 hours ago, Poimagic said:

Ninja cave. I never played the map, but I know that is really hard to deal with, especially the high avoid Ninja’s

Yep, I'm going to have to be careful with that one.

17 hours ago, Michelaar said:

Looks like Nina is into something more than just Yaoi.

She had to eat to survive.

 

Before we go further, I want to share this @Shoblongoo

I was sharing accessories, and this is the Bond Units we made.

Nina officially joins our group.  She gets Bowfaire from Niles and +2 Strength from Beruka.

We visit a few castles to pick up Skills for Jakob, Leo, and Xander.  (Luna, Tomefaire, and Trample respectively)

We get Ophelia giving some much deserved hero worship to her father.

This Support chain makes more sense when Odin is as awesome as mine is.

Don't worry Ophelia, you're still good.

Beruka finds her daughter's romance novels.

Niles gets his bows forged and takes a seal for his imminent promotion.

Leo proposes marriage, and Azura ponders whether she will be able to cause Leo more misery by turning him down or by accepting.

Laslow tries to friendzone Selena.

Selena saw Nina's fanfic and is worried Odin is trying to steal her boyfriend away.

Laslow says Odin and his relationship is strictly professional.

Laslow and Selena decide to tie the knot.

Camilla and Arthur stop talking about Rezzi long enough to procreate.

In celebration of his wedding, Leo changes class.  My switching to Dark Falcon, he buffs his Magic and Speed at the cost of some physical bulk and Skill.  We never really use Swords, so that's no big loss.

Leo gets a Secret Book to make up for the Skill loss.

We decide to spend a couple more Stat Boosters.  Odin gets a Talisman to patch up his only real weakness, and Niles gets a Goddess for some Hit.

 

[Rezzy]

We get back to our story with Leo and Elise taking a trip to visit Leo's favorite son.

Elise expresses more surprise at being an aunt than she does herself giving birth.  I'm 31, and I'm a great-aunt.

Elise brings up a tender subject for Leo.

Leo hears a band of brigands has been looting and pillaging nearby.

Leo fears this may involve a son of his.

Leo hurries to find his two sons.

His favorite, Forrest is turning into a foppish dandy Leo can be proud of, but the other Gazak has gotten in with a rough crowd and has chosen to career path of a brigand.  To make things worse, Gazak is trying to be a bad influence of his brother Forrest.

Leo is so ashamed of Gazak that he's never even mentioned him to the rest of his family.  How dare he try to make Forrest join their gang and take up activities unbefitting a prince of Nohr.

Forrest wants to know why they, Azura, Shigure, and Gazak can't be a loving family together.

That Gazak is no son of mine!

Forrest knew that Leo clashed with Gazak, but to outright disown him breaks his heart.  Forrest can't take it anymore and runs to join his brother.

Gazak's friends want to haze Forrest before letting him into their club.

Leo cannot allow Gazak to come between his favorite child and him.

[Rezzy]

This paralogue is a bit unusual in that you can recruit two child units rather than the usual one.

First we have Forrest, who has inherited Tomefaire and Movement +1.  We need to prevent him from being hazed by Gazak's gang.

Next we other Leo's other son Gazak.  Leo has disinherited him, so he had to steal his skills elsewhere.

With his crazy Strength growth, you know he's Azura's son.

We can't bring everybody, so we have some decisions to make.  I remember this map being harder than P Chem last time, so I want to bring my A team.  Much like the Spartans going to the Battle of Thermopylae, I tried to only bring soldiers who has already procreated, should the worst happen.

Laslow and Selena sit out, since I still need to do Soleil's map and Camilla sits this one out as well.

Leo has had enough of this gang being a bad influence on Gazak, so the goal of this chapter is to murder every last one of them and bring Leo's two sons safely back home.

The gang won't send a frat boy to spank Forrest until we engage the enemy, so we try to move everyone into position.  The bulk of our forces go up the main hallway.  Everyone grabs a partner for the dance.

Odin and Ophelia will enact the Kool-Aid Man maneuver and crash through their hideout's wall to ruin their day.

OH YEAH!

Seeing Daddy arrive causes Gazak to send one of his goons to rough up his brother.

We unleash the dogs of war and level up our party.

Odin can one-shot almost everyone in the room.

Nina bonds with her mom.

Jakob has his latest in a long line of terrible level-ups.

Having Leveled, Niles is ready to unlock his potential.  We opt for Adventurer for Staff utility.

'My name is Odin, king of kings;
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!'
Nothing beside remains in this room, because he killed everybody.

Reinforcements don't know when to stop while they're ahead and willingly offer themselves unto the god Odin.

Jakob wants to get in on the fun.

A battle between Odin and a knight reaches its logical conclusion.

Arthur is the master of exact damage.

Rezzi wants to remind us that she's still here.

Odin makes me forget I'm playing Lunatic.

Arthur doesn't want to let Odin upstage him.

More exact damage.

It's nice when a plan falls into place.

[Rezzy]

Jakob grabs and kill and levels up in all his second tier stats.

It's back to the Odin and Arthur Show!

Odin lets his daughter tag in after he shows what it means to be a Chosen One.

It's really just mop-up at this point.  Wary Fighter is no match for Dire Lightning.

We let Ophelia get some XP.

Time to take care of the pesky Fighter loping over towards Forrest.

I couldn't remember if we had to talk to Forrest in this chapter, and I guess we don't.

Odin gets right up to the boss's son and has a stern word for him.

You've had your fun Gazak, it's time for you to go home and think about what you did.

Leo sends his retainer Niles to bring his son in for his timeout.

Leo may have just let you go, but you tried to bring your brother into it.

And Paralogue 16 Complete!

Deaths: None

New Units: Gazak, Forrest

[DisobeyedCargo]

Dang what's with Arthur and exact damage?

[Rezzy]

Forrest is unimpressed with how Leo has been treating his brother Gazak.

He flat out issues an ultimatum.  Leo must accept Gazak as well if he want to keep a son as awesome as Forrest in his life.  They are a package deal.

The thought of losing Forrest is too much.  Perhaps, just perhaps, Leo could learn to love Gazak as a father should, in time.

We have to get Dwyer somehow, Elise.

Even if he's welcomed back to the family, Gazak is still grounded.

Laslow's charms don't work on Gazak.

That's cute.  He expects us to feed him.  Hey pal, the only one I feed around here is Lilith, and she poops gold.

[Rezzy]

6 minutes ago, DisobeyedCargo said:

Dang what's with Arthur and exact damage?

It's more heroic that way.

[DisobeyedCargo]

6 minutes ago, Rezzy said:

We have to get Dwyer somehow, Elise.

maybe they place her in a deep realm for like 10 seconds

[Michelaar]

Naughty child, Gazak. You deserve a spanking!

[Punished Dayni]

7 hours ago, Rezzy said:

Elise expresses more surprise at being an aunt than she does herself giving birth.  I'm 31, and I'm a great-aunt.

She's clearly giving a stealth insult that Leo would never marry.

Bit late for that Elise.

7 hours ago, Rezzy said:

Leo is so ashamed of Gazak that he's never even mentioned him to the rest of his family.  How dare he try to make Forrest join their gang and take up activities unbefitting a prince of Nohr.

Considering Gazak's going around killing indiscriminately (except when dragon blood units are involved), that is the Nohrian way.

7 hours ago, Rezzy said:

With his crazy Strength growth, you know he's Azura's son.

I assume Garon's why he has a high defence growth then?

7 hours ago, Rezzy said:

'My name is Odin, king of kings;
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!'
Nothing beside remains in this room, because he killed everybody.

Odinmandis was effective in dealing with sedition.

7 hours ago, Rezzy said:

He flat out issues an ultimatum.  Leo must accept Gazak as well if he want to keep a son as awesome as Forrest in his life.  They are a package deal.

Leo being unable to accept Gazak as his child is the real twist.

Wait, are we sure he is?

[Shoblongoo]

Gingers and Fanfics and Fratboys--oh my. Request for a forging: forge Azura a lance. Any lance. And name it "Stripper Pole." (Just to be 100% clear what her job is)

[GuiltyLove]

21 hours ago, Rezzy said:

Hey pal, the only one I feed around here is Lilith, and she poops gold.

I need a pet like that.

[Rezzy]

22 hours ago, DisobeyedCargo said:

maybe they place her in a deep realm for like 10 seconds

But she's already "technically" an adult.

18 hours ago, Michelaar said:

Naughty child, Gazak. You deserve a spanking!

That's what Niles is for.

15 hours ago, Dayni said:

She's clearly giving a stealth insult that Leo would never marry.

Bit late for that Elise.

Considering Gazak's going around killing indiscriminately (except when dragon blood units are involved), that is the Nohrian way.

I assume Garon's why he has a high defence growth then?

Odinmandis was effective in dealing with sedition.

Leo being unable to accept Gazak as his child is the real twist.

Wait, are we sure he is?

I bet Daddy Garon would love him.

11 hours ago, Shoblongoo said:

Gingers and Fanfics and Fratboys--oh my. Request for a forging: forge Azura a lance. Any lance. And name it "Stripper Pole." (Just to be 100% clear what her job is)

Okay, ask, and it shall be so.  Is this because Mangs made me a stripper in his PME FE7 run?

In related news, Rezzi changes to Nohr Noble, partly because that class has some of my favorite skills in the game and partly so she can use the sword that they sing about here.

50 minutes ago, GuiltyLove said:

I need a pet like that.

My parakeets would pay for themselves.

 

Rezzi gets some bonding time with her brother.

Leo: I'll bet you didn't even check the enemies' skills.

Like many readers, Leo is surprised this Ironman is still going.

For our daily trip to @LordFrigid's castle, we get our skill for Elise.

[GuiltyLove]

That Yatta song brings back good memories of people posting it on each other's MySpace pages.

[DisobeyedCargo]

9 minutes ago, Rezzy said:

That's what Niles is for.

Kinky 

[Shadow Mir]

So what's next? Soleil's paralogue?

[Rezzy]

1 hour ago, GuiltyLove said:

That Yatta song brings back good memories of people posting it on each other's MySpace pages.

Good ol' Myspace

1 hour ago, DisobeyedCargo said:

Kinky 

We wouldn't have it any other way.

6 minutes ago, Levant Mir Celestia said:

So what's next? Soleil's paralogue?

I'll be doing Chapter 17 next.  I've noticed that many of my units have been getting very little XP the last map or two, so I'll progress the story a bit.  I still have a few chapters before all the units will be promoted.

[Shadow Mir]

9 minutes ago, Rezzy said:

I'll be doing Chapter 17 next.  I've noticed that many of my units have been getting very little XP the last map or two, so I'll progress the story a bit.  I still have a few chapters before all the units will be promoted.

Oh boy... Will my fears be proven right? Or will you dispel them?

[Rezzy]

44 minutes ago, Levant Mir Celestia said:

Oh boy... Will my fears be proven right? Or will you dispel them?

For doing Ninja Cave or for doing the paralogues late and making them too difficult?