Dragoncat Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 Hey look it's another one of these! 1. Dog whistles don't work on Fox, but for some reason they work on Link and they hurt his sensitive hylian ears, so enough of that! 2. No, Palutena will not "goddess magic" up anything you can think to ask her for. She has rules to follow you know. 3. Nobody but Shulk is allowed to touch the Monado, last time there was an incident involving Marth and a destroyed entertainment center including the TV and speakers, and a very pissed off "Monado Boy" because now he can't watch The Matrix. Seriously, he ate all the leftover pizza straight out of the fridge as comfort food. Everyone must realize that it's a bit different from Link's Master Sword. Not being able to lift it if you're not the chosen wielder > going berserk and attacking everything in your path if you're not the chosen wielder. 4. If it's someone's birthday, remember "you smell like a monkey and look like one too" is racist to Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 5. No one ask bayonnetta to "show her stuff" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted May 18, 2018 Author Share Posted May 18, 2018 4 minutes ago, DisobeyedCargo said: 5. No one ask bayonnetta to "show her stuff" 6. Especially not you, Captain Falcon. 7. Don't ask Yoshi how his eggs work, he doesn't know and trying to make sense of it will just make your brain hurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted May 19, 2018 Share Posted May 19, 2018 Are there any rule's about posting Awkward Zombie strips? 8. Gooey Bombs are not toys! Spoiler Link: http://www.awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&comic=082508 9. Despite it's name, the party ball will not be used for actual parties (Don't get us started on that Bob-omb incident). 10. Lucario, self-mutilation is prohibited before starting the fight damn that was dark. Spoiler Link: http://www.awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&comic=042808 11. As much as we want him in, don't discuss/argue about Ridleys inclusion around Samus. Spoiler Link: http://www.awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&comic=092214 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted May 19, 2018 Share Posted May 19, 2018 12. Awkward zombie comics are encouraged Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulWeaver Posted May 19, 2018 Share Posted May 19, 2018 (edited) 13: Discussion on the number of goddesses or other deities is prohibited - now that Palutena is here, it's just too awkward to bring up. Couldn't pull up the AZ Comic, but there is one out there and it's beautiful so look it up. Edited May 19, 2018 by SoulWeaver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted May 19, 2018 Share Posted May 19, 2018 8 hours ago, SoulWeaver said: 13: Discussion on the number of goddesses or other deities is prohibited - now that Palutena is here, it's just too awkward to bring up. Couldn't pull up the AZ Comic, but there is one out there and it's beautiful so look it up. I've seen it it's great my favorite is the story of roy 14. Please stop taking the pokeballs! Red was very kind in lending us his Pokémon for smash , and I'd like to return all of them to him when this is over. Especially since no one thought to invite him back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted May 19, 2018 Author Share Posted May 19, 2018 Yes Awkward Zombie references are totally allowed. 15. Ganondorf is not allowed to turn into a giant boar and eat bacon in that form because that's just wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted May 19, 2018 Share Posted May 19, 2018 16. No captain falcon, you cannot cook meat using the flames that appear from your fist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted May 19, 2018 Share Posted May 19, 2018 10 hours ago, SoulWeaver said: Couldn't pull up the AZ Comic, but there is one out there and it's beautiful so look it up. I believe it's this one: Spoiler Link: http://www.awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&comic=120814 Yeah, if you're interested in linking a comic: Right click the image. Click "Copy Image" Paste it here. Wait until Serenes Forrest adds a second picture as an attachment, then click on "remove this attachment" below. This prevent's there from being two pictures, as well from taking away Megabytes. It's optional, but please try to paste the website link of the comic. If nothing more, it's courteous, and gives credit where credit is due. As for the topic itself: 17. If anyone's personal vehicles includes weaponry, you are not allowed to use in the hub or in the battle proper (Final Smashes are exempt from this rule). 18. Do not lie to any Fire Emblem character about what history recorded after their epilogues. Chances are, they won't take it well. Spoiler Link: http://www.awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&comic=061608 19. Remember to be courteous to Doctor Mario whenever you see him, and don't complain about his pay. The stuff he sees justifies his salary Spoiler Link: http://www.awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&comic=071408 20. Curry will no longer be served in the hub world. AT ALL! Spoiler Link: http://www.awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&comic=063008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted May 19, 2018 Share Posted May 19, 2018 21. Do not show fox and falcon what furries are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulWeaver Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 22: Quit abusing the Coin Battles to get money for the vending machines. That's Leprechaun Gold, it disappears after about an hour, so you're basically stealing those sodas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted May 20, 2018 Author Share Posted May 20, 2018 23. The underwear club meets every Saturday at 3pm by the vending machines and they always get first pick of the sodas. 24. Shulk stop trying to make everyone have an alt like yours, I don't care how good you think you look in it. 25. The black wearing red eyes club is superior to all other clubs and everyone else is their sandwich makers. 26. You too, Link! 27. The blond blue eyed bros are not allowed to make rules. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, SoulWeaver said: 22: Quit abusing the Coin Battles to get money for the vending machines. That's Leprechaun Gold, it disappears after about an hour, so you're basically stealing those sodas. Spoiler Link: http://www.awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&comic=092006 (This is the first Awkward Zombie strip, by the way). 28. Mewtwo is not allowed to use his physic abilities outside of combat. Spoiler Link: http://www.awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&comic=061107 29. No, Robin. Roy is not Lord Eliwood. That's his dad. Don't get the two confused. Spoiler Link: http://www.awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&comic=062215 30. Chrom is allowed to refuse aiding Robin during his Final Smash if it is against Lucina. 31. Robin is also allowed an alternative Final Smash against Lucina if she is their daughter/wife/friend/daughter-of-my-best-friend. What it will be replaced by is up to your imagination. 32. Please stop putting your hands on Flaco's prey. Or bread. 33. Snake is no longer allowed to use tranquilizer darts in battle. 34. Snake is not allowed to use Fulton Recovery Devices, either. Spoiler Link: http://www.awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&comic=011816 Edited May 20, 2018 by Hawkwing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 (edited) On 19/05/2018 at 4:21 PM, Hawkwing said: 18. Do not lie to any Fire Emblem character about what history recorded after their epilogues. Chances are, they won't take it well. Reveal hidden contents Link: http://www.awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&comic=061608 Except Tellius doesn't take place in the same world as Altea, so how would Ike know anything about Marth? (in before Outrealms) Edited May 20, 2018 by NinjaMonkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted May 20, 2018 Author Share Posted May 20, 2018 11 minutes ago, NinjaMonkey said: Except Tellius doesn't take place in the same world as Altea, so how would Ike know anything about Marth? (in before Outrealms) Don't question Awkward Zombie lol. 35. Captain Falcon is not allowed to ask any females to "show him their boobs". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 36. Dark pit is to stop being edgelord number 37 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted May 23, 2018 Author Share Posted May 23, 2018 37. Mario is not allowed to throw fireballs indoors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 38. No, rolling is NOT the most efficient method of transportation. Spoiler Link: http://www.awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&comic=030617 Also, I just realized that they're playing scrabble. 39. Guys? No items, Fox Only, Final Destination is not the only way to play, you know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcastic_Yandere Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 On 5/20/2018 at 12:58 PM, NinjaMonkey said: Except Tellius doesn't take place in the same world as Altea, so how would Ike know anything about Marth? (in before Outrealms) In Awakening, even without Outrealms, Priam is stated to be a descendant of Ike (or at the least a member of a group titled "The Blue Flame") And Chrom explicitly mentions "The Radiant Hero" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted July 7, 2018 Author Share Posted July 7, 2018 (edited) 40. Ridley is a parent murderer and should not be allowed in the hub! 41. Samus is not allowed to make rules. 42. For the love of all things holy, PLEASE make sure your children/spouses/siblings/other relatives have sent in applications and had them approved by Master Hand before you bring them to the hub and expect a welcome party. Yes Shulk, Bowser Jr. had to go through the whole process. You can't just bring in your twins whenever you want, there is no "take your kid to work day" for Smash and the hub. Quit complaining, be thankful Master Hand made a compromise and let your wife come in as part of your final smash. (Yes I know rule 42 is fanficy but meh. Shulk and Fiora are such an adorable couple, they're bound to have some cute kids.) Edited July 7, 2018 by Dragoncat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted November 3, 2018 Share Posted November 3, 2018 43. Make Infinity War jokes at your own peril. 44. Do not attempt the Belmont strut. Simon and Richter are the only people who can pull it off. 45. Ask before borrowing the Belmont Family lawnmower. Their entire deal against Dracula is because he didn't return it, ya'know? 46. Don't ask Snake what he was thinking when he thought the box trick would work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted November 3, 2018 Share Posted November 3, 2018 47. Don’t try to dive into inklings paint 48. For the love of god someone escort walugi out of the main hub Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 3, 2018 Author Share Posted November 3, 2018 3 minutes ago, DisobeyedCargo said: 48. For the love of god someone escort walugi out of the main hub WAAAAAAA 49. Shulk why in the name of all that's holy did you not say anything at that vision? Did Reyn's come to Jesus meeting in the Ether Mines teach you nothing? Oh wait you're a spirit currently...I'll ask when Kirby saves you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted November 3, 2018 Share Posted November 3, 2018 5 minutes ago, Dragoncat said: WAAAAAAA 49. Shulk why in the name of all that's holy did you not say anything at that vision? Did Reyn's come to Jesus meeting in the Ether Mines teach you nothing? Oh wait you're a spirit currently...I'll ask when Kirby saves you. The vision came too late and they were like near impossible to dodge anyway 50. All fighters are to be given warp stars to outrun the lights should this happen again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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