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Things you're not allowed to do in the Nintendo Hub(Smash!)


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51. Warp star training will be held every Tuesday at 2 pm and taught by Kirby.

52. Warp star training is for learning to save yourself in a crisis if one shall happen again and only that. Have races and stunt contests on your own time.

53. Ignore the spirit with the claw bladed gloves, hes salty about being in his weaker puny form this time around. And don't let him near Shulk or the Monado.

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54. PTSD meetings for Sonic and Pikachu are to be held biweekly on tuesdays and thursdays at 6 pm. 

55. Stop getting on Shulk for not warning you guys in time, you know thats not how his visions work

56. Shulk, Bayonetta, and Kirby as our three strongest fighters are to start personally instructing our less capable fighters. (looking at you Issabelle, Inking, etc...)

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57. Make that PTSD meetings for everybody. And Snake is not allowed to bring alcohol to said PTSD meetings.

58. In fact, lock up the alcohol and keep it away from the as before mentioned claw gloved spirit. He's about to lose his spirit privileges. Last time he got into the alcohol he urinated in public and shouted about how he was going to find his mecha and join forces with whatever was behind that attack if he didn't get some respect around here as he was dragged away by the hub police.

59. Link, Ike, and Marth are in charge of daily patrols of the perimeter and they are to report to Master Hand IMMEDIATELY if they see anything suspicious coming from land, air, or water.

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60. Don’t try and separate Sonic and Pikachu from each other again. Just please don’t... for their sakes and ours.

61. Robin and Mewtwo are on defensive duty. We need defenses from those attacks and fast

62. Lucina and Chrom are to join in on daily patrols 

63. Red’s Charizard, Ridley, Samus, Fox, Falco, And Wolf are on aerial scouting duty.

64. ALL other fighters are to go to Shulk, Bayonetta, and Kirby’s training and are to listen to their each and every order, no matter how strong you are now. We need everyone in in peak condition.

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65. Anyone who asks Master or Crazy Hand for a high-five does so at their own risk. You have been warned.

66. Please keep a safe distance of at least 5 feet when watering Piranha Plant. We don't need any more missing fingers.

67. No, Dr. Mario can't get you any of "the good stuff," and anyone who asks will be reported.

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68. Upon encountering the rays of light, Ness and Lucas are required to have PSI Magnet set up in advance. Everyone else, try to either hide inside the draining shields or use a warp star.

69. No porn of Incineroar. We don't even know their sex, for crying out loud!

70. Kirby, hurry up! We don't like being dead...

71. Wario, your garlic breath stinks! At least share the garlic so everyone is OK with it!

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On 11/5/2018 at 8:19 PM, Scoot said:

66. Please keep a safe distance of at least 5 feet when watering Piranha Plant. We don't need any more missing fingers.

72. All male humanoids are advised that this extends to trying to water Piranha Plant with a certain...part of their anatomy. Dr. Mario won't reattach it if it's bitten off because of stupidity. SNAKE STOP BRINGING IN BOOZE ALREADY, IT'S CAUSING IDIOTS.

73. Shulk is allowed either a sign that says "the vision came too late" or a T shirt that says it. He doesn't need a sign, a T shirt, a hat, and a megaphone all at the same time. Also he needs to get his twins out of Master Hand's office, they're being little scamps and interfering with paperwork.

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74.  FYI, Joker is neither a Fire Emblem character nor an anime character. Sakurai and Master Hand's mailboxes were flooded with questions and complaints regarding this.

75.  Joker, characters who wear masks aren't shadows in disguise. Quit ripping off Meta Knight and Lucina's masks as well as Captain Falcon's helmet.

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76. Keep any and all ketchup away from Snake.

77. Stop asking Incineroar why his Malicious Moonsault looks like a 900-degree Splash instead of an actual Moonsault body press.

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78. Nana is to take lessons from Luma on how to keep composure when Popo gets grabbed.

79. Luma is to take lessons from Nana on how to do moves separately from Rosalina.

80. Please stop asking Bayonetta to use witch time to aid in pranks. Punishments for this are to be decided by Bayonetta, and will probably include being on the receiving end of said pranks.

81. Caeda is to send postcards into the spirit world from Archanea after returning home. Marth is already struggling to cope with the idea of being separated!

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82. The supply of holy water, daggers, and crucifixes must be monitored at all times. You have two vampire hunters dipping in that inventory now.

83. Little Mac and Chrom are to train outdoors, so they won't hit any walls.

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