Hawkwing Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 ...didn't realize that I had magically turned into a coconut! Apparently, when I flapped my arms... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted June 22, 2018 Author Share Posted June 22, 2018 ... I accidentally cast the "forma cococunttica" spell. I was... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 ...aware that the remedy involves drinking some dubious spirits. I make my way to the fridge... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 ...until I realized I was still held by the bird, and I was late to work! Trying to find out how to make it let go of me, I... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted June 23, 2018 Author Share Posted June 23, 2018 ... tried to cite the first act of Hamlet, but... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted June 24, 2018 Share Posted June 24, 2018 ...I recited Hamilton instead. Not that it mattered, as the bird was so confused that it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted June 25, 2018 Author Share Posted June 25, 2018 ... dropped me. I sighed in relief and then... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted June 25, 2018 Share Posted June 25, 2018 ...helped myself to a peanut butter and banana sandwich on toast. The toaster was so state of the art... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted June 25, 2018 Author Share Posted June 25, 2018 (edited) ... it also doubled as a coffee machine and a fridge. I bought it... Edited June 25, 2018 by DragonFlames Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted June 25, 2018 Share Posted June 25, 2018 ...At a garage sale (or was it a yard sale? I can't remember), where a bald man wearing a green sweater and his silent dog were... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted June 25, 2018 Share Posted June 25, 2018 ...also trying to cajole me on buying a washer/dryer that runs on hamsters. From the looks of it, the dog was doing the upselling, and the bald man was... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengaius Posted June 25, 2018 Share Posted June 25, 2018 Just two kids, in trench coat with a bald cap. When I asked them why they were doing this they... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted June 26, 2018 Author Share Posted June 26, 2018 ... replied their grandma was sick and hospitalized. One of them even started crying, so I... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 ...gave him a donut. The other kid looked at me, and... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 ...started to tear up. Deciding to be fair to both children, I also gave him a donut. Immediately afterwards... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 ....the two kids tossed the donuts on a pole. "Look, they're not horseshoes!" I exclaimed. The kids, with crud-eating grins each, glanced at me and... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengaius Posted June 27, 2018 Share Posted June 27, 2018 Bent me over to dine on my crud, after which I... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted June 27, 2018 Share Posted June 27, 2018 ...Kicked him in the face. I was so angry at how they abused my compassion and tried to eat my **** that I became a Super Saiyan! The two kids... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted June 28, 2018 Author Share Posted June 28, 2018 ... suddenly started fanboy-ing me, which angered me further, so my hair suddenly turned blue! This... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 ...confused them, as they didn't know whether I was referencing the new Goku transformation, or Sonic the Hedgehog. Taking advantage of this, I... I don't actually watch Dragon Ball. My experience with the series is limited to Supersonic Warriors for the GBA, and even then I only played that via emulator out of curiosity. Fun game, by the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 ...jumped on both of their heads, and they turned into rings. I took the rings, and... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 Dipped them in batter, and deep fried them, and consumed them. They tasted... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted July 1, 2018 Author Share Posted July 1, 2018 ... very good. Even though I found it weird to suddenly be turning kids into rings. After the deed was done... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted July 2, 2018 Share Posted July 2, 2018 I felt like I could go for some really good boots. So I took off my shoes and- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted July 2, 2018 Author Share Posted July 2, 2018 ... went to the nearest shoe store. Sadly... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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