Pengaius Posted July 2, 2018 Share Posted July 2, 2018 This was not fe6 so boots could not be bought. My only choice was... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted July 2, 2018 Share Posted July 2, 2018 ...to become a Hobbit and eschew shoes altogether. For some reason, I decided to live... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 the life of a pirate because it was the only life for me. Then I made a wonderous voyage to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 ...the Bahamas, where I went swimming in the pool at one of their fancy hotels. Unfortunately, there was... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted October 11, 2018 Author Share Posted October 11, 2018 ... someone who had thrown their cat into the pool. Said cat now pretends it's a shark and... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 Bites people in the butt unless... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted October 13, 2018 Share Posted October 13, 2018 it smells the scent of a pair of pants that has been cleaned with Persil Pro Clean. In which case it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 13, 2018 Share Posted October 13, 2018 Jumps out of the pool and lays on the pants and gets them all furry. Whether they're being worn by someone or not. I didn't want to spend any more time in this hotel so I left and explored the town. The first place I visited was... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted October 13, 2018 Share Posted October 13, 2018 to the farm that was right next to me so that I could milk my nearest cow. But then I was stopped by... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted October 14, 2018 Author Share Posted October 14, 2018 ... the largest bull in the herd. I grabbed the nearest tissue and... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 Realized it was a red napkin instead. Then I remembered that bulls are actually colorblind and that it's the movement of the cloth that aggravates them into charging. Unfortunately, I realized that I just did shake that napkin when getting it to it's full size. Fortunately, I'm an avid Punch-Out!! player, and... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 I figured that would allow me to defend myself against the charging bull with one well timed punch. Unfortunately I was wrong. Later I woke up in the hospital. The nurse looked at me and said... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted November 3, 2018 Share Posted November 3, 2018 That despite having several of my ribs broken and some of my internal organs destroyed, I could otherwise move around as if I didn't have these injuries. It was at that moment where I realized... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 I had a hole in my stomach but I didn't bleed out at all yet it caused me to have to live with a literally bottomless stomach and never being able to satiate my hunger. I made a trip to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_antithesis Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 the UK. Unfortunately, a drone at the airport delayed my landing so I... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 married a royal. During the wedding,... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 The Rains of Castamere started playing. That's when I knew to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 to crash the party. Then the police came... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 and arrested the guy next to me for being a very bad wedding singer. That left me happy that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 I came out scotch free. Then I see a... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 dolphin stealing the cracker and pâté out of the hand of one of the lords at the party. It was shocking when I saw him... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted January 31, 2019 Share Posted January 31, 2019 start peeing on the Crown Prince of.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted January 31, 2019 Share Posted January 31, 2019 Molvanîa. After which I decided to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 Take a sip as well. I started to gag... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted April 20, 2019 Author Share Posted April 20, 2019 ... but I was miraculously saved by a brown bear, who... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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