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You're knowledge of traditional Texas barbecue leaves much to be desired. CYOA


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On 7/16/2018 at 6:59 PM, AnonymousSpeed said:

C) Go south and find out how to make Korean barbecue

You rampage around the dmz, eventually dipping into south Korea. As you fight the soldiers you start to get really really hungry. As you throw one out of the way you notice he drops something shiny. It's a lunchbox full of spicy Korean barbecue!

a.) eat the man's barbecue without asking.

b.) stop in the middle of a brawl to ask the man if its okay to eat the lunch you stole after you accosted him.

c.) ask the man where he got the lunch.

d.) question whether barbecue is really the best for you, maybe you should be a super hero instead.

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On 7/18/2018 at 12:50 PM, ProfImpossible said:

b.) stop in the middle of a brawl to ask the man if its okay to eat the lunch you stole after you accosted him.

Being a polite rampaging monster, you feel it necessary to ask before you act. The man sheepishly agrees, fearful for his life... but to your limited understanding this is normal. You eat the lunch, and sated revert to your normal self. Mystified why you're in the middle of a war zone, you curse the Behemoth and you curse Mrs. Gunderson's blind wanderings.
At this point you notice a strangely familiar shape off in the distance. Could it be? Mrs Gunderson's mobility scooter? What's that doing here? How the hell did she wander onto a warzone in the Korean peninsula? You decide to investigate by:

a) Questioning the soldier you previously accosted as the Behemoth

b) Sneaking in range of the scooter while avoiding the fire power being launched at a no-longer present target

c) Assuming it's just a scooter of the same make and model, and not related to the old blind/deaf woman who seemingly gets into dangerous situations everytime you turn around

d) Turn back into the Behemoth to effect a rescue, because even though she caused your condition, she does cook a good steak.

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9 hours ago, Mad-manakete said:

d) Turn back into the Behemoth to effect a rescue, because even though she caused your condition, she does cook a good steak.

You try to get the blood flowing, get angry, and-

It ain't workin'. You're pooped from your previous rage and will need some time to "recharge," so to speak.

 

9 hours ago, Mad-manakete said:

b) Sneaking in range of the scooter while avoiding the fire power being launched at a no-longer present target

So you throw your belly on the ground and crawl over towards the scooter like a little worm man, keeping a careful eye out for landmines. You approach a log near the scooter and hide behind it, lifting your head just high enough over the wood to see-

A) Mrs. Gunderson knitting

B) Mrs. Gunderson setting up a grill

C) Mrs. Gunderson loading anti-aircraft missiles into an anti-aircraft missile launcher

D) Mrs. Gunderson's nephew Craig who you happened to have met at a conference once

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On 7/19/2018 at 2:58 PM, AnonymousSpeed said:

D) Mrs. Gunderson's nephew Craig who you happened to have met at a conference once

Hm, It's not Mrs. Gunderson. It is her scooter, there seems to be an odd middle aged man aboard it though. AHA! It's Mrs Gundeerson's nephew, Craig! You met him at a conference once. It  was a marvel lookalike's conference. (He's the spitting image of Sorwdsman.) 

"Hey! It's the Behemoth! I've been looking all over for you." 

" The president asked me to open up a bbq joint in peyeong yang, for "diplomacy or some shit just get them thinking about something else and off my ass" "

"Anyways I need a cook And I remembered that you liked to cook bbq or something."

You're so tired from being  the behemoth that you just say "yeah sure whatever" and get on his scooter with him.

 

Congratulations! You're knowledge of traditional Texas style barbecue still leaves much to be desired! That's bad. But you did get a job cocoking barbecue. That's good

But it is in NK. that's bad. But you havent gotten arrested yet! That's good.

It's sort of a mixed bag.

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