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It is, but only once you've uninstalled everything else on your device.

I wish I could bring Lucina to a trampoline park, just to see her reaction and what she'd do.

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9 hours ago, WeAreNewcastle1053 said:

Granted, the reaction is the same as the average person's reaction.

I wish Ryoma was not seen as a lobster and more like the cat he's supposed to be.

His character model and artwork is literally a cat. No one says anything about it. Shiro is now a parrot, and Takumi has pineapples where his head and hands should be. Kirage has apples where his head and hands should be.

 

I wish Guard 3 and Quick Riposte 3 were ready to learn or inherit  on units available in the 4 star summoning pool

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You are forced to play the game at gunpoint, or else the world will be destroyed by aliens.

I wish that there was a cyromancer class/character.

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6 hours ago, Hawkwing said:

You are forced to play the game at gunpoint, or else the world will be destroyed by aliens.

I wish that there was a cyromancer class/character.

Granted. Because the game lacks any ice spells, they're cryomancers in name only.

I wish the Fire Emblem OVA would be remade with the Heroes VA's, new art, and different choices with the script so it would be less cringy.

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Granted, but it becomes porn without the sex instead.
I know Hawkwing would truly enjoy that from the very bottom of his heart. /s

I wish for Three Houses to be a completed game from the onset. All content should be present in the base game, no exceptions.

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Granted. They also don't offer any DLC to expand upon the characters, story, and gameplay, nor do they release any patches to fix bugs and glitches.

I wish that Fire Emblem Heroes added Blustone characters.

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Granted, but it becomes a huge mess that spirals out of control when they have to deal with lots of demands for more mobile game characters from other properties to be added to FEH, resulting in characters from Fate Grand Order, Granblue Fantasy and Azur Lane to be added as well. Then, Pokémon GO fans chime in and want characters from their game, too, turning Heroes into a giant amalgamation of mobile games where nobody has any sort of clue what it's even supposed to be anymore. 

I had to look up what kinds of other mobile games existed for this one. If anyone was curious: Azur Lane seems to be a loli waifu simulator, where all the girls are battleships (?) and Granblue Fantasy has Tales characters in it.

If Three Houses ends up being bad, I at least wish it ends up as one of those "so bad it's good" games that is unintentionally the most hilarious Fire Emblem game to exist to date.

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Storywise, the game is filled with so much cheese that they could make a factory out of it. 

Gameplaywise, though, while still playable, it has so many entertaining bugs and glitches that it alternates between being hilarious to break and frustrating to go through.

 

I wish for IS to rework the fighter class so that it's actually competent.

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They make it too competent so you are discouraged from using anything but Fighters. Enemy Fighters are also the most dangerous enemies you will face and no matter how strong your units are, they are still at risk of death. Unless you use your own Fighters against them, of course.

I wish there was an actually good live action Fire Emblem movie.

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Gramted, but it’s made in Japan, there’s no English release, and it never gets released with subtitles.

I wish in an FE game there were beast units that, though strong and some being able to fly, are uncontrollable unless you deploy (and keep alive) a Beast Keeper unit that can’t fight.

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The villains backstab each other, while the heroes aid each other. When only a few heroes are left, they refuse to kill each other, inciting a rebellion across all the districts.

I wish that there was a unit that could build siege weapons, like ladders, catapults, ballistas, giant shields, etc.

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Granted, but they change the skill so that anyone who takes an action can move afterwards. This includes attacking and killing enemy units, so if they have movement to spare, they can trade, drink a vulnerary and kill another enemy, all on the same turn.

I wish that there was an explanation for what vulneraries actually are.

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It's a long segment that overstays its welcome where you play through a series of minigames about what every single character did over the two year time skip, with some having more than one. It's possible to gain or lose support points between certain characters depending on how well or badly you play, and most of the characters can outright die if you fail. It doesn't help that some of the minigames are nonsensical and are clearly just there for padding.

I wish that a Fire Emblem character appeared as a guest fighter in Soul Calibur.

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It's black comedy, meaning that the characters either die or at least are crippled for the rest of the game. The fights also come out of nowhere and are incredibly forced.

I wish that the Mystery of the Fire Emblem, Genealogy of the Holy War, and Thracia 776 were part of the SNES classic.

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12 minutes ago, Hawkwing said:

It's black comedy, meaning that the characters either die or at least are crippled for the rest of the game. The fights also come out of nowhere and are incredibly forced.

I wish that the Mystery of the Fire Emblem, Genealogy of the Holy War, and Thracia 776 were part of the SNES classic.

They don't translate anything, you can't patch it, and there are more bugs than the original version. A good number of them gamebreaking.

I wish that the two Festivals of Bonds DLC for Fates were released in the West

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