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27 minutes ago, The_antithesis said:

WYR fight a bandit with an axe or a mercenary with a sword? (either way, you may choose your weapon (or lack thereof))

Bandit with an axe. They're not as well versed in combat.

2 minutes ago, Kubson said:

Would you rather be a Ranger or a Nomadic Trooper?

Nomadic Trooper. The name sounds cooler.

WYR be forever remembered as a meme, or be remembered as a horrible human being?

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A meme. To be remembered as a horrible human being requires that I had done something misguided to earn that recognition.

WYR travel backwards in time with no way to move forward (other than the obvious) or travel forwards in time with no way to go back?

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travel backwards in time with no way to move forward. I like history and older days would be easier for me to exploit whatever system there is.

WYR be remembered as the person who screwed up the world or die saving the world without anyone knowing?

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Screwed up the world.

WYR be in the middle of having sex with Neimi and have a very angry Colm walk in on you guys, or would you rather be forced to take Serra out on three very long dates?

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If the tedium will get me inside her skirt, Serra. I can be every bit as conceited as she is anyway.

WYR eat mealworms or Japanese blowfish (fugu) prepared by a no-name restaurant and a chef whose license has expired?

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Japanese blowfish, though I’d considering throwing it up afterwards.

WYR have to be L’Arachel’s slave (not sex slave, just a regular one), or be forced to watch a gay porno vid with Lucius?

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6 minutes ago, SMEDIA said:

Japanese blowfish, though I’d considering throwing it up afterwards.

WYR have to be L’Arachel’s slave (not sex slave, just a regular one), or be forced to watch a gay porno vid with Lucius?

This went out of control. Uhm I mean what would L'arachel do I don't know, probably a slave to her.

WYR Stop saying NSFW stuff in this thread or Get this thread deleted?
 

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STOP SAYING NSFW CRAP ON THIS THREAD!!!!! IT ISN'T FUNNY!!!!! AND IT'S SCARING AWAY THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE GENUINELY HILARIOUS QUESTIONS TO ASK!!!!

...*Ahem*... So, anyway...

Would you rather be a minor character in a great movie or the main character in a bad one?

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4 minutes ago, Hawkwing said:

STOP SAYING NSFW CRAP ON THIS THREAD!!!!! IT ISN'T FUNNY!!!!! AND IT'S SCARING AWAY THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE GENUINELY HILARIOUS QUESTIONS TO ASK!!!!

...*Ahem*... So, anyway...

Would you rather be a minor character in a great movie or the main character in a bad one?

Main character in a bad one, that way I'd at least be a memorable character.

Would you rather live a long time and do nothing noteable or live a short time and do something amazing/memorable?

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54 minutes ago, Kubson said:

Main character in a bad one, that way I'd at least be a memorable character.

Would you rather live a long time and do nothing noteable or live a short time and do something amazing/memorable?

Great how ya all skipped my question.

Do something amazing/memorable.

WYR have Axes be accurate but weigh 30 or have swords be 2 ranged but have no 1 range.

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14 minutes ago, This boi uses Nino said:

Great how ya all skipped my question.

Do something amazing/memorable.

WYR have Axes be accurate but weigh 30 or have swords be 2 ranged but have no 1 range.

I guess 2 range swords, that way axe users don't get wrecked and swordmasters/heroes/assasins have stats to function in similiar way to snipers.

WYR have naked pictures of you on the internet or go outside naked for 5 minutes?

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28 minutes ago, This boi uses Nino said:

Great how ya all skipped my question.

I answered it. I said I would rather stop the NSFW crap than have this topic be locked. This has the potential to be fun!

12 minutes ago, Kubson said:

WYR have naked pictures of you on the internet or go outside naked for 5 minutes?

Go naked outside for 5 minutes. It isn't a busy neighborhood, and my backyard has several good spots I could hide for 5 minutes.

Would you rather fight Superman or Batman?

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Superman I guess? Just find some kryptonite.

Would you rather babysit a bratty two year old or do housework for a crabby old man who won't stop complaining about everything?

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also

10 hours ago, Saint Rubenio said:

My, that got kinky fast. Can you hear that? It is the sound of mods looming over the "lock thread" button.

This isn't GFAQs. Surprised it's still up, but at least SF is decent enough to move past that.

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21 minutes ago, Dragoncat said:

 

Would you rather babysit a bratty two year old or do housework for a crabby old man who won't stop complaining about everything?

Housework for a crabby old man.

I don’t know if there are any girls on this site, but this only applies to them.

WYR baby sit a group of horny 8 year olds for a slight amount of money (just enough to pay the bills), or be a nude model that gets paid much better money (note: all of your friends and family know you’re a nude model).

If there are no girls on this site, someone else come up with something.

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7 minutes ago, SMEDIA said:

I don’t know if there are any girls on this site, but this only applies to them.

Dude there are plenty of girls on this site...are you trolling?

What kind of nude model are we talking here? Someone who poses for college life drawing class, or someone who does porn? If the former, sure, I'll do it. If the latter, I'll take the 8 year olds. Female porn stars have it pretty rough I hear. A lot of them end up committing suicide. I mean yeah, I crave a sexual relationship, but not being tied down and pounded by multiple guys who are hung like horses and stuff like that.

Question only applies to guys (yes I went there)

Would you rather look exactly like Justin Bieber and constantly have obnoxious teen girls try to get into your pants or one day find a baby on your doorstep with a note that says the baby's yours?

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6 minutes ago, Dragoncat said:

Dude there are plenty of girls on this site...are you trolling?

What kind of nude model are we talking here? Someone who poses for college life drawing class, or someone who does porn? If the former, sure, I'll do it. If the latter, I'll take the 8 year olds. Female porn stars have it pretty rough I hear. A lot of them end up committing suicide. I mean yeah, I crave a sexual relationship, but not being tied down and pounded by multiple guys who are hung like horses and stuff like that.

Question only applies to guys (yes I went there)

Would you rather look exactly like Justin Bieber and constantly have obnoxious teen girls try to get into your pants or one day find a baby on your doorstep with a note that says the baby's yours?

1: I didn’t know: I figured video games were more of a guy thing.

2: I meant porn; just nudity, no sex.

3: in regards to the horny 8 year olds is that they’re constantly trying to wrestle you to see your panties, or even strip you. And since there’s, say, 4 of them, they will easily overpower you.

4: in case you didn’t know, Justin Beiber is a transsexual. I’m not trolling.

5: I’d prefer to look like him, since there’s plenty of women out there that don’t know that about him.

WYR have to spend three days in Hell, then 1 year in Heaven repeatedly for the rest of eternity, or get to make out with your favorite celebrity for an hour?

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21 minutes ago, SMEDIA said:

1: I didn’t know: I figured video games were more of a guy thing.

2: I meant porn; just nudity, no sex.

3: in regards to the horny 8 year olds is that they’re constantly trying to wrestle you to see your panties, or even strip you. And since there’s, say, 4 of them, they will easily overpower you.

4: in case you didn’t know, Justin Beiber is a transsexual. I’m not trolling.

5: I’d prefer to look like him, since there’s plenty of women out there that don’t know that about him.

WYR have to spend three days in Hell, then 1 year in Heaven repeatedly for the rest of eternity, or get to make out with your favorite celebrity for an hour?

Okay first of all thinking girls don't play video games is extremely sexist. Second of all, I can easily report those brats to DFS or something if their parents don't cooperate. Third, I guess nude modeling for that is okay as long as that's as far as it goes.

Definitely the favorite celebrity.

Would you rather live next door to a crackhead or a pedophile?

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42 minutes ago, Dragoncat said:

Okay first of all thinking girls don't play video games is extremely sexist.

Would you rather live next door to a crackhead or a pedophile?

I don’t think it’s sexist at all. It’s far more common these days than it was when I was growing up, but still. Besides, would you risk buying a little girl an expensive video game system if you didn’t already know if she liked games?

Id choose the pedophile; crackheads steal.

WYR have to spend one year in prison with the worst offenders, on the condition that you get a million dollars when you get out, or get to take a pic with your favorite celebrity?

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16 minutes ago, SMEDIA said:

WYR have to spend one year in prison with the worst offenders, on the condition that you get a million dollars when you get out, or get to take a pic with your favorite celebrity?

That 1 mil is definitely not worth 365 days in those conditions. Option B.

If offered god-like powers, knowing you might get drunk or mad with power, would you accept it or reject it?

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23 minutes ago, SMEDIA said:

Besides, would you risk buying a little girl an expensive video game system if you didn’t already know if she liked games?

Same logic can apply to a little boy. Works both ways.

 

7 minutes ago, Arcphoenix said:

If offered god-like powers, knowing you might get drunk or mad with power, would you accept it or reject it?

Reject it.

Would you rather be wanted by the police or the mafia?

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I heard this thread needed some class. Don't worry guys, nothing classes up things like the professor.

3 minutes ago, Dragoncat said:

Would you rather be wanted by the police or the mafia?

The mafia, I might could barter with them.

 

WYR lose your voice or your ability to differentiate fruits.

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4 minutes ago, ProfImpossible said:

I heard this thread needed some class. Don't worry guys, nothing classes up things like the professor.

I beg to differ. I think what this thread really needs is some fine dress.

I would gladly trade my ability to distinguish fruits to maintain my most favorite of pastimes- talking.

Would you rather step on a dog-sized ant, or be stepped on by a dog-sized ant?

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