Corrobin Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 Every page, someone suggests a topic and the rest of us will come up with funny things that fit it. For example- "Things a teacher would never say." "Maybe if I put my beer in a water bottle, they won't notice I'm drinking..." "How many kids did that bitch have?!" "You're the reason birth control was invented." We change this topic every page. First topic- "Unnerving Things to hear during a medical examination." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 "I've never seen that be that color before." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 "Those numbers are possible?!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alatartheblue42 Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 "Oops" or "Give me __ CCs of __, stat!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecrimsonflash Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 "Feels like... a plastic bag full of oatmeal" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 "The patient's medication? What about MY medication?!?!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 13, 2018 Share Posted August 13, 2018 "No you idiot I said I needed a BUTT LIGHT!'" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted August 13, 2018 Author Share Posted August 13, 2018 "Wait, was that on the left side or the right?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 "Is that 20 milligrams or 200 milligrams? Sometimes, I can't read my own writing." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_antithesis Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 Actually happened to me: [X-ray shows broken radius] "It appears you have a broken ulna." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 "You wouldn't happen to be too poor to afford a lawyer, would you?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_antithesis Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 "How did THAT get there?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punished Dayni Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 "You might want to brace yourself for this hammer test, I had to go to the hardware store to replace the usual one." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_antithesis Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 "Oh, great. This means paperwork..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodHoms Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 (edited) "Does anyone know a Priest's phone number?" Edited August 15, 2018 by TheGoodHoms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 (edited) @Corrobin Mock the Week fan? Anyway, "You're right, it's not normally that big, it's just that I find you very attractive." Edited August 15, 2018 by NinjaMonkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 1 hour ago, NinjaMonkey said: "You're right, it's not normally that big, it's just that I find you very attractive." "I'm Doctor L because my last name is Lane, but just between you and me...that L can stand for Love instead." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 "I finally made it through med school. Somehow I made it throooo-oo-oooogh~" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengaius Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 Alright, surgery is done, wait why is the implant on the table, and where did I put my cat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted August 17, 2018 Author Share Posted August 17, 2018 "You'll live... for a day or two." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 "The good news is that you don't have A cancerous tumor. The bad news is that you have FOUR." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted August 17, 2018 Author Share Posted August 17, 2018 "I'm letting you know that we've named a new disease after you." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 "The good news is that you weren't faking it." (yes, this actually happened) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_antithesis Posted August 18, 2018 Share Posted August 18, 2018 "It's infected. Should we amputate?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punished Dayni Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 "DAMMIT JILL I'M A TV DOCTOR NOT AN ACTUAL DOCTOR" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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