Karimlan Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 I like mixing dessert. And alcohol. Eggnog with fruit rum (e.g, mango). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interdimensional Observer Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 Can't decide whether they're in the middle of winter or the middle of summer. Limeaide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 I might be a kid, but I already know how to differentiate my product from other kids products. Sweet Marsala Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 Hey, cooking wine is still wine. Yakult with Bailey's on the rocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure the Scale Tipper Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 Hey, you can have your probiotics and still have fun! Lemonade mixed with Hi-C fruit punch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 Now I'm drinking in the big leagues with the big kids. Gau Jal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 I'm edgy! Bailey's Irish Cream Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 (edited) Aye yer a wee man. Now stand over dere and let me 'elp O'leary spen dat lightboehlb into dat sahcket oehp dere. I ahnly gaht a few feet and dis 'ere bahttle to go. Kumis Edited January 26, 2019 by Emperor_Siegfried Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 Got milk? Jägermeiſter On 1/25/2019 at 9:04 PM, Emperor_Siegfried said: Gau Jal I wonder where they draw the line. According to this article, some Hindus embrace cow dung too, and they use cow excrement as medicine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted February 17, 2019 Author Share Posted February 17, 2019 I only accept perfection! And I might be a Nazi. LaCroix. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 Sugar is soooo out of fashion you Sprite fanboys. Kim Jung Un Nuclear Bomb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 Being sober does not mean I make better decisions than when I am drunk. For those curious, here is how it is prepared. Gilpin Family Whiskey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 "Ooooh boy, is this great on the rocks...WAIT, WHERE IS THIS FROM AGAIN?!" *throws glass* Siok Tong. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 "Old man Hayazawa gave me a great deal. He sold me this ancient Chinese medicine here that gives me vitality and vigor if I consume enough of it and I'll be able to perform amazing feats of Kung Fu... What? What do you mean he was Filipino?!" Faeces Wine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted February 23, 2019 Share Posted February 23, 2019 *Puking Noises* Girlfriend's Revenge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 Ever wanted to gargle your drinks together? Not yet? Good. You won't wanna try that with this, either. Shaoxing rice wine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted February 26, 2019 Author Share Posted February 26, 2019 I am a kung fu master!!!! Â Coffee with one of those fancy flavored creamers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 Oh, I demand only the best of my morning routine and decline to dare anything less as being anything worth my consumption when I first wake at the beginning of every day. Smoker's Cough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tapwater Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 Was reminded by Jesus that if one doesn't sin, he died for nothing. Boba. any kind  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted February 27, 2019 Author Share Posted February 27, 2019 I'm so special and unique and different from anyone else. Go cultural appropriation. Hipster shit. Woot. Gin and tonic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 "Little Jack's party sure is a hit right now... What are you talking about? Of course I'm drinking water just like everyone else." The Sour Toe Cocktail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 I have a toe fetish that goes beyond the bedroom. Smoker's Cough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 So that's why my hotdog doesn't have mayo on it. Frappe spiked with coffee liqueur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoblongoo Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 (edited) I went to prep school and was on the AV Crew, but I think I have street cred because I use words like "turnt" and "hizzy." Colt 45  Edited February 28, 2019 by Shoblongoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted February 28, 2019 Author Share Posted February 28, 2019 I'm a gangsta! OG! Drugs! Guns! Bling! Beer, in a can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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