Dragoncat Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 5/10, unless there's a boyfriend version in which case 8/10. Pellets that become pizza when heated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Innocentmask Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 9/10 Instant pizza. Hot water gun. Its a water gun but it comes with a heater that boils the stored ammunition. You have to hold it with 2 hands, its not really bulky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 5/10. You're just as likely to distract and subdue you attacker as you are to be immediately shot by said attacker. That, and it could backfire and become a steam gun, depending on the surrounding temperature. An automatic reloader. Holstering your gun will cause it to refill the magazine automatically. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 7/10, could be useful for people into shooting guns, but also deadly if it's used by a rampaging shooter out to kill many people... Spray on underwear. No more laundering your tighty whities! Just spray on and peel off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 1/10, Sounds... potentially painful with the "peeling off part". That, and it seems very likely for someone to forget to apply it, or to spray it on incorrectly and end up with uncomfortable underwear. And holy sh*t I just mentioned an automatic reloader on 9/11. I... need to take a walk. The hook/clawshot from the Zelda franchise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 (edited) 10/10 BOING! https://imgur.com/gallery/7q8GPQ1 A Furbee that talks shit to everyone except its owner. Edited September 19, 2018 by SMEDIA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 10/10 story time! I had a furby at Thanksgiving at my grandma's when I was a kid and I went to the bathroom and my uncle was teasing my cousin about how he used to ask him for swirlies, and the furby said "swirly swirly!" AND I DIDN'T HEAR IT BECAUSE I WAS IN THE BATHROOM UGH! Real live POKEMON! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randoman Posted September 20, 2018 Author Share Posted September 20, 2018 1/10 I'm really sorry for the harsh rating, but from a realistic point of view, it'd cause utter chaos. Terrorists and extremists would use them in really destructive ways, wild Pokemon would cause utter chaos to humans and buildings, and they'd compete with existing animal/plant species for resources and destroy the ecosystem. The wasp vacuum: a vacuum that's specifically meant for vacuuming and killing wasps, with them getting sliced up in the vacuum once they get sucked up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 9/10 if you exclude the "it slices them up" part. 1/10 otherwise. It would have been extremely useful when wasps invaded our families basement during one summer, making it dangerous to be down there, but at the same time we simply wished to get these pests out of our home. Not outright kill them in a brutal and sickening manner. G-Diffusers. They reduce the gravitational forces on the pilot of a star ship or aircraft, and can act a a respectable power source for other functions of the vehicle. They can also work on the ground as long as the vehicle is similar to an F-Zero machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_antithesis Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 10/10 can be abused to make a perpetual motion machine. A device that allows people to swap bodies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 (edited) 5/10 We should call it “Sparkles the Robot” A company that produces audio sex tapes. What I mean by that is that the tape has a girl read into an erotic script and moan as if the listener is having sex with her. It’s supposed to be played at night while the listener is asleep to increase the chances they have a sex dream with the girl on the tape. One of these days I’m going to pay a girl to read off some sort of script to see if I get a sex dream with her. Edited September 20, 2018 by SMEDIA Ninja’d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 (edited) 7/10 Freaky Friday was a funny movie. Could probably use it to troll people but that's it. NINJAS 1/10 why not just use regular porn? A robot that throws glitter on people every time they say something homophobic. Edited September 20, 2018 by Dragoncat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 Well then... Portable wifi you don't have to pay for more than once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 10/10. It'd be nice to have, even if it does sound a little to good to be true... 3 hours ago, Dragoncat said: A robot that throws glitter on people every time they say something homophobic. ...Being honest, the only use I could think of for the thing would be a less clean and less funny version of this: Spoiler Link: http://www.awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&comic=082007 Coilguns, or Gauss rifles. Basically, using magnets to launch a projectile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengaius Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 4/10, sounds hurty Body temperature sensing heating, senses your body temperature then raises or lowers the room temperature until the users body temperature is set to their preference (for use by one person only) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 7/10 I would rate it higher, but it doesn’t seem like a person could find their ideal temperature since the human body is a horrible judge of temperature. Hammerspace https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hammerspace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 10/10 would be very useful. An alarm clock that dumps water on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 4/10, decent idea, could get people hurt. Cheese-stuffed garlic bread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 Personally, 10/10, but that's because I'm not allergic to cheese, garlic, or bread. Rating it for people who are would be much more complicated. 2 hours ago, Pengaius said: 4/10, sounds hurty ...That's the point. An perfect pencil sharpener. No longer will you have to deal with the annoyances that cause you to waste pencils trying to sharpen it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 10/10 I'd use it. A device that cleans up cat puke automatically so you don't have to find it in the morning or step in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randoman Posted September 26, 2018 Author Share Posted September 26, 2018 (edited) I don't own a cat, but for cat owners, I'd imagine this'd be a 8/10. I'm sure not all cats have a problem with puking in the morning, but if they did, it'd be a 10/10. A miniature Inspector Gadget helper: An Inspector Gadget action figure that you can put in front of anything, and it'll tell you how to operate it. Check out how good a job he does at explaining DVD menus!!!! Edited September 26, 2018 by Randoman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 8/10 sounds neat. Dodododo Inspector Gadget Dododododo woo hoo! Flying tennis shoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 7-10 out of 10. Depends on how the flying function works and how safe they make it. Otherwise, it will be revolutionary! No longer will we need to hope for jetpacks or hoverboards in order to be able to achieve flight! An Ice Bazooka. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 10/10 would freeze again. A device that turns water into food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 5/10 just because have you seen Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs and all the problems those people had? Food that can taste like whatever you want it to taste like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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