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5/10. It'd be useless to me here in the Philippines, but perhaps I can use it if I have to go to America again. Ugh, I don't wanna go back. Philippines is best country.

An ambidextrous glove which produces ice cream (of any flavor you set it to) from the palm of the glove.

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5 hours ago, Purple Mage said:

A device that allows you to communicate to fellow users cross-website, like SF to Discord or FF.Net to Discord.

10/10. It would save a lot of hassle from switching back and forth between communication platforms just to talk to someone.

15 hours ago, SoulWeaver said:

What? You'd use this during combat in real life? I was thinking more like for when you're trying to jump just a little higher or farther or when you need to occupy yourself at Chick-Fil-A and can wavedash around on the oily floor.

I tend to jump to combat scenarios for most things which is why modesty is only half the reason I hate nudity. That, and linking Super Smash Brothers put me into that mode of thought.

No kidding, I think I actually low-key traumatized my friend when he asked what I would do if I was suddenly attacked.

There are a lot of ways you can kill someone with a plastic folding chair.

21 minutes ago, Dragoncat said:

DRAGONS. Make those clunky unsafe airplanes a thing of the past!

Anywhere from -10,000 to 1,000,000 out of 10 depending on what kind of dragon we're talking about.

 

A brain implant that records everything you've ever read, with the option to delete anything you wish. You can bring up any information that you've previously obtained at any time, as long as it was put into words.

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7/10 I would be skeptical about that one; there was an episode of the tv show “The Outer Limits” where the AI in charge of all knowledge started forcing people to learn useless knowledge such as “How many hairs do I have on my arm?” or “How many grains of sand are on the beach?” This search for knowledge started to cause people to go insane.

How about a company that produces celebrity sex tapes with very very convincing porn stars in place of your chosen celebrity.

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1/10 It just takes one nut that wants to draw Godzilla to ruin everything.

Since so many idiots love the Lego series of stuff (Lego Indiana Jones; Lego Batman, Lego Star Wars; etc) how about a Lego porno company? 

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-10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000/10.

I won't even go the joke route with that. Get your mind out of the gutter and stop trying to corrupt the youth!

An invisible drone that records several of the small yet meaningful and/or hilarious moments between your family that you wish to remember, but pulling out a camera would have been inconvenient.

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8/10, but how does it know what moments you want recorded?

A silence shield for apartments so you don't hear the neighbors' noisy kids OR the guy downstairs being obnoxious with his radio.

#YouDamnKidsGetOffMyLawn

#DcatIsAGrumpyOldLady

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1/10 for breaking the rules of the thread:

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And don't make an invention that subtly or non-subtly bashes on an existing product, company, or person.

...Forreal though Alex Jones deserves all the bashing he can get.

Chocolate that dogs can eat without getting sick.

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1/10 Not sure what the point of this one is; why do we care if dogs can’t eat X when they have plenty of other foods available?

I know it’s impossible, but I wish someone would figure out a way for life to have save states.

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8-9 out of 10. Although technically those already exist, even if they don't work for everyone. And it would only be a temporary solution to a larger problem.

An automatic glasses cleaner.

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10/10 I'd use it.

A device that tells you what genes a person or animal carries, like you could find out a brown eyed person carries a blue eye gene without them having to have a blue eyed kid with a blue eyed partner. Or, scan two cats and make a more educated prediction as to what colors their kittens will be.

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20 hours ago, Dragoncat said:

...Forreal though Alex Jones deserves all the bashing he can get.

Hey man, I'm just referencing memes.

 

3 hours ago, The_antithesis said:

A teleporter that allows one to travel to fictional universes.

2/10 doesn't take me back to the real world but now I have infinite chances to do whatever I want in fictional realities like this one without fear of consequence.

 

You've heard of fruit snacks, but are you ready for the new FLUTE SNACKS?!?! The delicious treat that makes you SING!

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