XRay Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 10/10 Everyone can now make movies. A bucket colony of pet sand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 5/10? Pet sand colony? What even is pet sand? A communication device that allows you to talk to fictional characters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 10/10 I can save Palpatine and prevent the galaxy from going towards anarchy! A tome that allows the user to break the laws of nature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 1/10 one evil person gets ahold of it and...yeah. A gun that uses mashed potatoes as ammo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 1/10 as a weapon. 10/10 if used in a food fight. Human cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 Made me think of this. But cheese made from human breast milk? Uh....4/10. One of those soda/beer drinking hats, but for hot beverages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 10/10 Perfect for those along the Canadian border right now. What about cat cheese? I think cheese culture needs a renaissance. Cow and goat cheese are too bland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 Maybe it can be fed to baby kittens? 5/10. Cereal that tastes like eggs and bacon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 If it's like actual eggs and bacon, 8/10 If it's eggs and bacon flavoring, 6/10 at most. An noob friendly anime software program that allows you to create a hentai video of whatever two characters you can ever want to insert, doing whatever kinks or positions you could ever think of, and allows you to use any animation style you could ever ask for be it from the early 1900s up to now and every video uploaded using that program is free of copyright infringement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 8/10 I am actually interested... A midi program that converts the melodies you hum into notes that you can then choose what instrument plays them and make a whole midi this way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 (edited) 5/10 My friend told me that I could not hum a proper note or tune to save my life, so I am not sure I will be able to use the invention. Cough drop with real pain killers in it to numb your sore throat. Edited January 17, 2019 by XRay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 5/10 since it doesn't do anything to the nasal area. A new Galerians video game with Yoko Taro as Director and Scenario Writer coming with a Beeject peripheral (A drug gun) to simulate the effects of taking drugs without any of the actual effects of drugs but offering the pulse pounding feeling of using psychic powers in the game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 6/10 it might need to be regulated...people could get addicted and seek real drugs. A bath mat that turns red when wet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 5/10 Fun, but does not seem practical. A wand that can turn your pet into a waifu or husbando. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 My cat is neutered. 1/10 if he'll stay that way, 7/10 if he'll grow those parts back. How about a create your own living waifu/husbando kit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 10/10 I would create a harem. Null Taboo Megaphone: Whatever taboo (e.g.: incest, talk politics at dinner table, be loud in library etc.) you scream into the megaphone, people who hear it will no longer consider it taboo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 10/10, this is one invention that would easily put the world onto the route of being a better place. Tide pods that are perfectly safe for human consumption. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 6/10 Part of the appeal of the Tide pod challenge is to see people getting sent to the hospital on the news, so making it edible does not make it feel like a challenge anymore. A new gene that makes domestic animal's poop taste like chocolate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 1/10 for humans, probably 7 or higher for rabbits who would really like the flavor. A thumb clicker that summons a lightning bolt to strike your phone so it can be recharged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 (edited) 6/10 It is great in the UK where is relatively rainy, but not so great in California where it does not really have much rain clouds during the dry season. Midas Anus Everything your anus touches becomes gold; in other words, you basically shit gold. Since poop is relatively worthless, you are turning something worthless into something valuable. An average person excretes about a pound of poop per day. At current prices, an ounce of gold is worth about $1,300, so an average person would earn about $20,800 (16*1,300) per trip to the bathroom if they have the Midas Anus. Edited January 28, 2019 by XRay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 1/10. Supply and demand would see gold value plummet, and it'd be extremely painful passing gold. Good if you want to crash the global economy with no survivors, bad if you actually plan on being rich. A machine that makes your fictional waifu real. Has a setting to prevent people using it on underage characters. *Disclaimer: Waifu may think you're a dork and laugh at you* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 9/10 just because of the disclaimer. A Pringles canister that never runs out of Pringles chips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 7/10, Pringles are okay but not great. Snark-In-A-Box: Open it up and get a sarcastic quip perfectly tailored to the current situation. Comes in Sassy Black Woman, Sassy Gay Man, Ryan Reynolds, and Robert Downy Jr. types. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 10/10 I'd love it. Rollerskates for cats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 10/10 Glasses that give people Laser Vision. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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