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I would never mistake Pornhub for some imposter.

13 minutes ago, Ertrick36 said:

Am I going to ascend to Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan?

You're too late. Broly is coming, and he has already reached the level of Legendary Ultimate Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan Kaioken x20 Ultra Instinctual Gold Form God of Destruction Rose.

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1 hour ago, GuiltyLove said:

no ur just a perv

I'm not going to deny that but Pornhub doesn't have the stuff that gets me off. Hardcore stuff is too much and has the opposite effect and that's pretty much all it has.

So maybe I'm not as much of a perv as I seem...

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1 minute ago, Gnome with a Wand of Death said:

You're too late. Broly is coming, and he has already reached the level of Legendary Ultimate Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan Kaioken x20 Ultra Instinctual Gold Form God of Destruction Rose.

Okay, but like...

Spoiler

What if I just became a Mega Deluxe Ultra Blue Kaioken Saiyan Pink-Golden Super Duper Saiyan x32 Dragon Wind God† Fist Instinct during the fight?

I hope you like this formatting vomit, I spent, like, five minutes on it.

Also, one time I walked into the punnhub club and everyone was confused about why I came in with a box of tissues.

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1 minute ago, Ertrick36 said:

Also, one time I walked into the punnhub club and everyone was confused about why I came in with a box of tissues.

1: I have never heard of said club.

2: As long as you were still fully clothed, you could've just said you had a cold.

3: Nice formatting vomit, gold star!

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1 hour ago, Dragoncat said:

I'm not going to deny that but Pornhub doesn't have the stuff that gets me off. Hardcore stuff is too much and has the opposite effect and that's pretty much all it has.

So maybe I'm not as much of a perv as I seem...

I know it's an Internet forum but I'm never gonna stop saying it

is it really so much to ask that you not publicly talk about what gets you off?

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14 minutes ago, ChefGuevara said:

I know it's an Internet forum but I'm never gonna stop saying it

is it really so much to ask that you not publicly talk about what gets you off?

 

11 minutes ago, Specta said:

yeah sharing our porn habits is not appropriate material for this site, guys, before we progress any further into this

Noted. Won't happen again. Sorry.

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5 hours ago, Dragoncat said:

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I read that as Pornhub and do a double take. EVERY TIME.

 

4 hours ago, Dragoncat said:

I'm not going to deny that but Pornhub doesn't have the stuff that gets me off. Hardcore stuff is too much and has the opposite effect and that's pretty much all it has.

So maybe I'm not as much of a perv as I seem...

Don't mind me, just going to bring my popcorn and soda and enjoy the show before eclipse arrived.

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3 hours ago, Specta said:

yeah sharing our porn habits is not appropriate material for this site, guys, before we progress any further into this

i mean

uhhh

what is the exact line in the sand and can i bring popcorn

 

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45 minutes ago, Joe Cool said:

i mean

uhhh

what is the exact line in the sand and can i bring popcorn

Sex talk?

As in, talking about the act of sexual intercourse in any fashion, or anything that relates exclusively to such.

Porn and fetishes would constitute as such.  Same with "adult toys" that I'm not going to mention.

Mentioning sexual preferences - homosexual, heterosexual, and everything in between - should be okay.

Suggestive humor is a grey area, but I try to keep it PG-13 in that regard just to be safe.  Yet I'll curse like a sailor out at sea because what are filters?

Basically, anything that'd be considered TMI - too much information.

1 hour ago, Nym said:

Don't mind me, just going to bring my popcorn and soda and enjoy the show before eclipse arrived.

Or until our brand new favorite admin, Integrity, shows up.

I mean, moderating is still part of the job, right?  Or at least it's something an admin can do.  Or maybe that's a Pepperoni Secret.

5 hours ago, Dragoncat said:

1: I have never heard of said club.

2: As long as you were still fully clothed, you could've just said you had a cold.

3: Nice formatting vomit, gold star!

1: Good

2: Bad at lying, bad at playing sick; I'm pretty sure all those times my dad let me stay home from school for a "sick day", he knew I was BSing but let me get away with it anyway so that I could learn the hard way that lying's for villains like Lex Luthor and J Jonah Jameson.  JJJ is the true villain of Spiderman; that salary is absolutely criminal.

3: Thank you, I'm particularly proud of the that I interjected; it really pulled the post together

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1 minute ago, Ertrick36 said:

Sex talk?

As in, talking about the act of sexual intercourse in any fashion, or anything that relates exclusively to such.

Porn and fetishes would constitute as such.  Same with "adult toys" that I'm not going to mention.

Mentioning sexual preferences - homosexual, heterosexual, and everything in between - should be okay.

Suggestive humor is a grey area, but I try to keep it PG-13 in that regard just to be safe.  Yet I'll curse like a sailor out at sea because what are filters?

 

you clearly haven't seen the SF discord.

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Just now, Joe Cool said:

you clearly haven't seen the SF discord.

You're correct on that front.

Though I don't doubt that it's probably pretty rank with some nasty-wasty suggestive humor.

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2 hours ago, Joe Cool said:

i mean

uhhh

what is the exact line in the sand and can i bring popcorn

 

If you have to ask, you've already crossed it. :P:

If you wouldn't share it with your parents, you probably shouldn't announce it to the world.

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49 minutes ago, eclipse said:

If you have to ask, you've already crossed it. :P:

If you wouldn't share it with your parents, you probably shouldn't announce it to the world.

You'd be amazed how shameless some people are.

I mean, no I haven't but I don't look at the active members list enough to know there's a Pomhub.

rn is pretty close together on this site, I could see the confusion.

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1 hour ago, eclipse said:

If you have to ask, you've already crossed it. :P:

If you wouldn't share it with your parents, you probably shouldn't announce it to the world.

It's a damn good thing my brother isn't on this site, given the things he shares with our parents cross most given lines in the sand society has ever drawn on what is appropriate, and just alluding to which lines (let alone how) would be ban-worthy. It's a good job it's just his sense of humor rather than things that actually happened.

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5 hours ago, eclipse said:

If you wouldn't share it with your parents, you probably shouldn't announce it to the world.

My mom knows I...you know. It's awkward but she knows. Without going into detail she now calls before she barges into my apartment.

But this topic is becoming kind of a train wreck...

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52 minutes ago, Dragoncat said:

My mom knows I...you know. It's awkward but she knows. Without going into detail she now calls before she barges into my apartment.

But this topic is becoming kind of a train wreck...

thanks

for

sharing

 

6 hours ago, eclipse said:

If you have to ask, you've already crossed it. :P:

If you wouldn't share it with your parents, you probably shouldn't announce it to the world.

 

 

that seems like a good rule to follow...

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