Innocentmask Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 User 1 states their problem. User 2 gives out the solution to the problem. Now the goal of the game is to create a problem and have someone else solve it. Problem can range from realistic to crazily unreal. The solution can be anything that is at least plausible regardless of how unreal it is. Example: User 1: You are stuck in an elevator. User 2: Scream at the top of your lungs. Lets start! You forgot to bring your sword to the battlefield but you cannot go back to retrieve it and you have no other weapons but your armour. You must fight, what to do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 Punch the fuck out of the enemies. You need to change into your outfit for a sports game, but you're going commando and you don't wanna be naked for a few seconds, since other people will see you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 Find something to wrap around my waist, get underwear on by pulling it under the thing covering my waist, making sure not expose myself, remove waist covering mechanism, and underwear is on. Continue dressing as normal. You see a turtle walking across a highway, and you're driving right toward it. You don't want to hit it or let anyone else hit it, but there's a traffic-jam-amount of cars behind you. What's your solution? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 Go go gadget turtle helicopter! You left your lunch at home, you have no cash on you, and your boss is out so you can't ask to leave work. And it's almost lunchtime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 Rip the bark of a tree and nourish off that. May not be tasty, but hey, better than starving. You're shopping in a mall. After some time you decide to take a bathroom break. When you come back out, almost everyone you see is a zombie. What do you do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 Run to the nearest shop that sells weapons and bunker in there shooting the zombies. You're in a public bathroom and you noticed there's no toilet paper too late... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Innocentmask Posted September 26, 2018 Author Share Posted September 26, 2018 Quickly go to the nearest stall and grab the toilet paper. You are on a cliff and hanging onto a branch that is about to break soon. How will you survive and go back on top? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_antithesis Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 First, I go towards the cliff right up to the thick end of the branch. This should reduce the torque I apply to the branch. Next, I find a ledge and wait for help to arrive. Finally, I let coastal rescue help me out! You are trapped in a video game world, and some jerk kept permadeath on! How will you escape? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 Die. My soul will then go to heaven in my world. You're being chased by members of a violent street gang! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 You know those moments in cartoons where one character will run off screen being chased by multiple people, but then those people start running in the opposite direction as the character being chased is now chasing them? Yeah, that. You've suddenly been tasked to create a new law that the entire nation must follow. What law do you make? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 The Ten Commandments are a good place to start. You are at your house, sleeping in your bed. Suddenly, you hear a muffled scream! Your household is being attacked by ninja's! You... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 Bait and sedate the ninjas with cookies. Ninjas love cookies. You're at a store minding your own business and a hippy looking guy tries to sell his "natural essential oils" to you and he won't leave you alone. And he looks and smells like he hasn't showered in weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 Call the police. They'll either arrest the man or think he's a druggie, thus shooting him. (Hey, it's the Philippines. What did you expect?) You come face to face with Hollywood superstar cannibal Shia LaBouf! What do you do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Innocentmask Posted September 27, 2018 Author Share Posted September 27, 2018 Go to the cops. You lost all your memories. What to do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 Find a family member who can help. You can't find your cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 Nah, he'll come back home later tonight. He always leaves the house to explore the surrounding areas. All of the users annoyed at you and irritated by you finally had enough and decided to band together for a massive attack, ranging everything from raiding your Discord server to attempts at doxxing and hiring/rallying other users to speak out against you. All your refutals and rebuttals are discarded and rejected as invalid and biased towards yourself, and none of your friends are online. What do you do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 (Dude, you're still worried about that?) Leave the site. Never come back. Don't let yourself be in a place with that bullshit. You've been accused of robbing a store but you didn't do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 Hire Phoenix Wright as your lawyer. Your parents have found your hentai stash in your wardrobe. What do you do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthR0xas Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 Say "What, that isn't mine. It must be the dog's collection." While saying this I am grabbing a poison that both knocks my parents out for 30 minutes, and makes them forget the last however-many minutes, inject them with it, and then find a better place to hide that hentai collection You really want a grilled cheese sandwich, but making one will destroy the universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 Make one anyway. Humans have dodged their comeuppance long enough. Just make a normal cheese sandwich. Star Wolf prevents you from doing anything related to the word "Star" or "Fox". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 Play Fire Emblem instead. Your annoying little sibling ate all your snacks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Innocentmask Posted September 28, 2018 Author Share Posted September 28, 2018 (edited) Threaten to break their console games if they ate your snacks again. You wake up one day to find that your wallet full of orbs has been emptied! What to do?! Edited September 28, 2018 by Innocentmask Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 Bribe Feh with whatever her favorite snack is to replace the orbs. You have ants in your kitchen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthR0xas Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 Get a shotgun to destroy all the ants. Your idiot sister breaks your samurai sword Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 (edited) No big deal. That happens all the time. The ants, I meant. My connection sucks right now. Current problem: Tell my parents. 1 hour ago, Dragoncat said: (Dude, you're still worried about that?) Kinda. I'm still wary and alert for any possible attacks. You've been transported into a GBA FE game with an indestructible laptop. This laptop has unlimited battery, returns to your bag any time you lose it (like how Percy Jackson's pen/sword returns to his pocket), and has FEBuilder on it, which you can use to alter the various aspects of the world you're stuck in. What do you do with your newfound power? Edited September 28, 2018 by Purple Mage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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