Hawkwing Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 Lock it in a room with the litter box and some food, and make sure it stays there until it understands what the litter box is for. You accidentally bumped into a kid, and they dropped their ice cream cone on the ground. Now they're crying, and you have to cheer them up/calm them down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 If I have extra money, buy them a new one. If not, look for their parents. There's a huge blizzard coming and you don't have enough money to buy enough food to last through it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 Eat the blizzard. You get a knock at the door, but nobody is there. This continues throughout the next week at a random time each day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 Call the Ghostbusters (not the all-female team; the original or Extreme Ghostbusters). A friend of yours has a cocaine addiction. The only upside is that they are a great conversationalist while on the drug. What do you do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 Get them help. That upside isn't worth them ruining their life or overdosing and dying or both. Call a hotline that specializes in this problem and get them into rehab. You have two kids. One is in the gifted program in elementary school and the other thinks his toothbrush is haunted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 It's probably an electric toothbrush. I'll get them a manual toothbrush. You're at a pretty sick rock concert, but the band's instruments suddenly dissapear. The music keeps playing, however, and the band continues as if their instruments were still there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 Take out your phone camera and film it. Afterwards, check the footage to make sure you aren't going crazy. You find yourself locked in a grocery store, all alone, without any cell phone reception. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Innocentmask Posted November 10, 2018 Author Share Posted November 10, 2018 Bang on the windows until someone notices. Or go find a phone somewhere in the store and call management or security or emergency. Your house is sinking. What is your action? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 I grab my essentials, climb to the roof, and remember to build the house on solid rock next time. You accidentally jumped out of a crashing plane without a parachute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 Pray. Hard. Your neighbor is really nosy and you swear you saw them watching you with binoculars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 Call the police. 31 minutes ago, Hawkwing said: I grab my essentials, climb to the roof, and remember to build the house on solid rock next time. Why was the house built on sand in the first place? Your online friend hasn't been arouns for around a week up to a month. What do you do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 Worry and hope they're okay. Maybe try seeing if they're on on any other site they frequent. You woke up and your legs are cramped and you can't move without it being very painful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 Deal with it. And walk to a swivel chair and use it to move around until your legs are no longer cramped. 16 hours ago, Purple Mage said: Why was the house built on sand in the first place? Who knows? Maybe they wanted a beach house built literally on the beach? Or they wanted to test the parable in real life? It's anyone's guess, really. You have trouble thinking up of a problem for a forum game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 Google is your friend. You googled yourself and found...questionable facebook posts you made when you were young and stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 If they're on my Facebook, delete them ASAP. If they aren't, find whoever has them and tell them politely to delete them. Your niece/nephew just pooped their diaper and their mom/dad wants you to change them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 Refuse. Nino wants someone to teach her how to read and Canas got killed in combat earlier. What do you do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 Pat her on the head, and start giving her lessons. You're at a martial arts meet, and you're asked to use a 450-degree jumping roundhouse kick to break a piece of wood about five or six feet from you. You get the kick going, but you sprain the ankle on your kicking leg as you land. What do you do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 Bow out gracefully. Or as gracefully as possible. Somebody appears to have stolen your favorite electronic device. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 Call the authorities. On 11/12/2018 at 7:36 AM, Dragoncat said: You googled yourself and found...questionable facebook posts you made when you were young and stupid. Again, sorry about that. The person you love lives extremely far from you, both geographically and culturally. How will you solve this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 (edited) Depends on if they love you back. If they do, maybe make a serious effort to connect to them, but only if they do the same. If not, forget about it. If they don't love you back, find someone else. It's not worth the hassle. You run a guitar repair service. Someone brings in a drumset. Edited November 13, 2018 by indigospace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CapnStix Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 I give them a chimpanzee, because we also give away free chimpanzees. Social Justice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 Instead of judging people based on their race, gender, sexuality, etc, how about we focus on their personality and character instead? You insult someone and mention the work "hell". They proceed to drag you there literally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 15, 2018 Share Posted November 15, 2018 Bribe the devil with a fiddle playing contest and beat him. A drone is following you as you walk through town and taking pictures of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Innocentmask Posted November 15, 2018 Author Share Posted November 15, 2018 Head indoors to the nearest public building. You rule a kingdom but one day a peasant revolt against you. You are outnumbered by them and your allies may not reach you in time. You have no prepared escape, what shall you do? They are storming into the castle gates and your men at arms aren't gonna last long... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodHoms Posted November 15, 2018 Share Posted November 15, 2018 (edited) Open a dialogue with the peasants and hope that ether A. You are able to reach a reasonable accord and end the conflict nonviolently or B. You stall long enough for reinforcements to arrive. You're driveway is covered in snow and you don't have a shovel or snow thrower, if you don't remove it soon your driveway will ice over... Edited November 15, 2018 by TheGoodHoms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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