Hawkwing Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 Tell them that light travels faster than sound. The AI cheats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 6 hours ago, Hawkwing said: Tell them that light travels faster than sound. You got exactly what I was implying xD Alternatively, Shulk can be honest and say the vision came too late and flip people off if they refuse to believe him 6 hours ago, Hawkwing said: The AI cheats. Contact the devs of the game and ask them wtf is going on. Somebody called the cops on your Smash party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 Here's what I'll do. You wake up one morning to a group of priests at your bedside, praying for you to be released from a curse you've never heard about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 Lie in bed and hope that it means they'll be able to lift the bad luck I have off of me. Worst thing to happen is I get to call in sick from work today. Your brain is slowly leaking out of your ears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 Tell someone to call 911 immediately. Meanwhile, try to lean to the side so it only comes out of one ear, and try to have it leak into a clean container. The game gives you a ton of unique and diverse weapons to choose from. Unfortunately, none of them are as fun or as practical to use as the default tranquilizer/katana. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Use the default katana and be an edge lord. Or use the tranquilizer and be a bad doctor. Your bratty little sibling threw your phone in the toilet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 See how they feel when I throw them in the toilet. You're driving and see a sharp turn up ahead. You have an urge to drift. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Dare to make a... Tokyo Drift. Spider-Man is watching you masturbate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 I'm clearly dreaming because Spider-Man doesn't exist irl. I wake up and go "wtf, brain" You disagreed with someone over something minor and now they're going around spreading rumors that you're a horrible racist/sexist/etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Innocentmask Posted December 19, 2018 Author Share Posted December 19, 2018 Bring them to a fight to see who's right. Show 'em justice! You are in middle of a rap battle when you forget the lyrics of your rap... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Improvise with an insult specific to the people you're battling. You have a closet full of clothes but you have nothing to wear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Walk around naked? You have all the ingredients to make coffee, but your coffee maker is broken. There’s a horrible blizzard so you can’t get any coffee at Starbucks. Also, your stove has been acting funny and might explode on you if you use it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Eat the coffee powder without liquidating it. Your DVD Rewinder doesn't seem to be working so well recently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted December 27, 2018 Share Posted December 27, 2018 Rewind it by hand until you get enough money to buy a new one. You realize mid-attempt that a skateboarding trick isn't as easy as it looks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 Try to land on the grass, it won't hurt as much. Your neighbors keep putting their trash in your yard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SullyMcGully Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 Kidnap their children and hold them for ransom. Somebody kidnaps your children and holds them for ransom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 Kidnap their children and hold them for ransom. Somebody kidnaps your ransom and holds them for children. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 Train my cat to take the money back from them. There's a huge gross cockroach and Raid didn't kill it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 Spare it by having it crawl onto a piece of paper, then open a window and throw it outside. Alternatively, stomp on it with a winter boot so many times that nothing could survive the onslaught. You developed the bad habit of sleeping in and staying up late. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 Looks like you've caught me. Anyway, remedy it by forcing myself to wake up early so I go to bed earlier at night. You're socks keep getting holes in them, and you don't know why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 You stop wearing socks. You got transported to the Warhammer 40K universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 Get a ride to one of the planets that doesn't have a name yet and isn't in a war heavy area and try to live out the rest of your days in peace doing a simple job. You are wearing a red shirt while on the Enterprise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 Take it off, sure it'd be awkward just being in my bra, but it's better than getting shot. You are suddenly a stormtrooper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 Join the good guys to get plot armor. Your perception of gender is warped. All guys you see will look like girls to you while all girls you see will look like guys to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 Accept the school of thought that it is a persons character, not their gender, that truly matters. Good News: You managed to successfully film Santa Clause breaking into your house and giving you presents! Bad News: He's sent an elite squad of snow creatures to find and destroy the footage. And he put you on the Naughty List permanently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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