Dragoncat Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 Go wtf and find the evil wizard who did that and make him change it back. You wake up and find out a witch turned you into a dog! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Innocentmask Posted October 4, 2018 Author Share Posted October 4, 2018 Find the witch and defeat her. You car is out of control, brakes broken and is speeding on the highway in which you cannot stop. What now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 Pray. Hard. JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL! You have a pesky fly that won't leave you alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 https://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Flamethrower Check method 3. Timmy fell down the well! (again) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 Get a really long rope ladder, and then once Timmy's out, seal up that well! A thug pulls a knife on you and demands your wallet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 Tell them I didn't bring it. Seriously, I forgot to bring my wallet to school today. A typhoon is coming! What do you do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthR0xas Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 Get a swimsuit, and a surfboard, and get ready to ride some wicked waves. A scientist finds a way to make Pokemon real, but it's really expensive so he's only going to choose one Pokemon. You're that scientist, which Pokemon do you choose? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 (edited) Damn, I got ninja'd! Arceus. He can make all the Pokemon since he's basically the equivalent to God in Pokemon. Monsters are terrorizing the city! Edited October 5, 2018 by indigospace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 2 minutes ago, DarthR0xas said: A scientist finds a way to make Pokemon real, but it's really expensive so he's only going to choose one Pokemon. You're that scientist, which Pokemon do you choose? Mew! He's a cute cat and he could use his psychic powers to get rid of the poo inside his body for a litter box free household. Plus he can learn any pokemon move, so he'd be like having them all. 3 minutes ago, indigospace said: Monsters are terrorizing the city! Assemble a team of heroes and fight! Your best friend is missing. They won't answer their phone. You go to their house and there's no sign of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 (I keep getting Ninja'd today.) Hire Ace Ventura. You hold the final piece of evidence needed to acquit an innocent man. However, that evidence is locked inside your car along with your keys. You can't call a locksmith. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthR0xas Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 Jokes on you, never said what kind of car it was. My car is an open top, and thusly I can easily reach in to get the evidence. You're stranded on an island, except that island has a secret entrance to an underground lair with all of the items you'll need for survival and getting home. However, you can't inspect everything, as after awhile, the island will explode due to the self-destruction sequence being activated by a wrong attempt to enter the lair. There are about 20 trees, 30 rocks, and 10 odd-looking locations to inspect, and you think you can reach about 25 before death. What do you do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_antithesis Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 All 10 odd-looking locations, as they're likely to contain technology I can use to get out. The remaining 14 actions will be used on the trees (I need 1 more to actually get off the island!). I will ignore the rocks, as there isn't much space underneath them and they could take too long to inspect. You're in the middle of a superhero vs supervillain final battle, and you're completely unarmed. How do you stay alive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 Find something in the area I can hide under for shelter. You're at a restaurant and a homeless person begs you for money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 Order another buffet, and let them eat what they want. Good News: You are now the Avatar! Bad News: You've never attempted to bend anything before in your life. And you have a world of problems people are expecting you to solve... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 Learn element bending from each of the element masters and do my best. A little kid insists on following you around playing a kazoo and marching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 Try to make him do favors for me; though I can be impatient with things, I’m very patient with people. An berserker is coming at you and you’re only armed with a slim Lance! What do you do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 Jump on my wyvern and fly away from him and maybe try to attack him from above. Wyverns > pegasi, inb4 "but pegasus knights are usually the ones with slim lances" screw it I want a wyvern. You're in a public bathroom taking a dump and the building fire alarm goes off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 Quickly wash up properly and flush, put on pants, and escape. Your online friend was bullied by other users! What do you do to support him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 Find out the story behind it and report the other users if necessary. Your neighbor keeps letting their dog poop on your lawn and never cleans it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 I'll clean it up myself, but I'll be putting the bags on their lawn. You're ready to kick ass and chew bubble gum. But you're all out of gum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthR0xas Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 I'll substitute the gum for some mints, they're normally cheaper, and you get more of them. Just cause you're a badass doesn't mean you shouldn't be cost-effective. You forgot to do a history assignment and it's a very long paper and it's due in one hour, what do you do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 Contact the professor and apologize and ask politely if I can have more time. You can't find your phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 Call it with a different phone. Or ask a neighbor to call it. The Lylat System is under attack! And for some reason, Fox McCloud is out of this dimension! General Pepper has asked you to take his place... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 Tell him “Hell no”. I’ve never flyed a Y-Wing before; he can surely find someone better. Baby Mario needs changing... Do you do it yourself or get someone else to do it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 Hell no, Yoshi can do it. Somebody keeps eating your lunch at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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