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Getting a bug stuck in your eye


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It happens too frequently to me that bugs crash into one of my eyes. I'm not even a biker or any of the sort.

Are bugs suicidal enough to find me and give me a King K. Rool eye to end their short lives? wtf

 

Is anyone else having this issue in their life? Just a silly question tbh

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2 minutes ago, 1% Critical Hit said:

Is anyone else having this issue in their life? Just a silly question tbh

Has happened once or twice. One bug even went into my mouth and got crushed by my teeth accidentally.

 

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It's happened to me a few times. I just remember blinking like a madman whenever that happens.

I also remember them flying into my ear occasionally. A few swaps gets rid of them, but suddenly hearing a loud buzzing near one of your ears will never cease to be annoying.

It hasn't happened to me, but I have heard a story of someones brother having a fly fly near their legs, and them trying to punch it. They missed.

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Should get a windshield for your eyes, AKA glasses.

I more have issues with idiot wasps and horse flies harassing me.  It might not even be the late summer, and the fuckers will come speeding at me with daggers in their eyes as if they're mad drunk on fermented fruits.

Also frequently deal with flies coming in to the point where I have a shotgun that shoots salt so that I can hunt them down and murder them.

2 hours ago, Flee Fleet! said:

One bug even went into my mouth and got crushed by my teeth accidentally.

Did you make a face similar to your profile pic when it happened?

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56 minutes ago, Ertrick36 said:

Also frequently deal with flies coming in to the point where I have a shotgun that shoots salt so that I can hunt them down and murder them.

I want one of those.

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19 hours ago, Ertrick36 said:

Did you make a face similar to your profile pic when it happened?

I wish.

 

21 hours ago, Hawkwing said:

but suddenly hearing a loud buzzing near one of your ears will never cease to be annoying.

This, so much. Its so irritating, especially when you're trying to sleep.

 

 

 

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23 hours ago, Ertrick36 said:

Should get a windshield for your eyes, AKA glasses.

23 hours ago, Ertrick36 said:

Also frequently deal with flies coming in to the point where I have a shotgun that shoots salt so that I can hunt them down and murder them.

Actually, it's something that I had to do because this happens every Spring. "SPRING'S HERE" Said the bug, flying into the unaware young boy's left eye.
I need one of those as well. The one that recently got stuck was still barely alive, so I threw it to the ground to STOMP that asshole away from this world.

1 hour ago, Nobody said:

Like this?

 

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That would actually be so scary that I wouldn't be able to move at all.
 

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2 hours ago, Nobody said:

Like this?

 

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Would this be a bad time to share the fact that flys poop whenever they land?

... I'll leave now.

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6 hours ago, Hawkwing said:

Would this be a bad time to share the fact that flys poop whenever they land?

... I'll leave now.

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Except that's a mosquito in that image...

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11 hours ago, Dragoncat said:

Except that's a mosquito in that image...

Male or female? Only female mosquitoes suck blood.

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