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A band that sings about sad love songs so depressing that fans do not want to fall in love again.

Abyssal Angels

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A rock group founded by the Satanic Temple that usually performs in Salem, Massachusetts and occasionally travels out of state on the northeast coast.  They are made to be the Satanist answer to Christian Rock and usually perform songs based on the ideals of Satanism and making it sound like the best option for religion.  The lead vocal singer cites G.G. Allin as his inspiration.

Finale of Serenity

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1 hour ago, Purple Mage said:

Some weird techno glitchy thing.

The Avengers.

Here we, here we, here we go.
So they're finally here.
Performing for you.
If you can guess the words you can join in too.
Put your hands together, as you scream,
As you listen to this Super Team.
Uh.
MC, Marvel Comics Group.
Uh.
MC. Marvel Age is here.

He's finally back and
He's been defrosted.
But since the war he hasn't lost it.
His shield is made of alloyed vibranium,
If it hits you, it'll crack your cranium.
He's ready to crush a criminal scheme.
The leader of this super team.

Uh. MC. Marvel Comics Group.
Uh. MC. Marvel Age is Here..

This girl's got style, so listen up guys.
She shrinks down and grows wings and flies.
She can zap you hard with her bioblast,
And zip around mosquito fast.
If you face her make no mistake,
Underestimating her will not take.

Uh. MC. Marvel Comics Group.
Uh. MC Marvel Age Is Here.

You haven't heard of him.
He's the forgotten one.
Cause Hercules stole his reputation.
He's not real bright, but he's got bulletproof flesh.
Give a hand to Gilgamesh.
He is an Eternal, an ultra-evolved man.
But getting in movies? He never can.

Uh. MC. Marvel Comics Group.
Uh. MC. Marvel Age is Here.

He's back again, and it's brough him some joy.
It's the group's armoured playboy.
He can fly real high with his armor donned,
And with his repulsor rays, he's hard to take on.
He'll make you smile when he cracks a joke,
But badguys beware cause he'll make you croak.

Uh. MC. Marvel Comics Group.
Uh. MC. Marvel Age is Here.

Finally, he'll make you scream.
The last member of this super team.
The madder Hulk gets, the stronger he grows.
Where he stops, nobody knows.
Knock out a villain, with one little sneeze.
Makes fighting crime look like a breeze.

Come on Fury, take it to the Vault.

Warlock, Ultron, Odd strategems, Skrulls, Thanos, Mandarin, and Infinity Gems.
Oh yeah. Warlock, Ultron, Odd strategems, Skrulls, Thanos, Mandarin, and Infinity Gems.

As for the band, how about "Brothers of the Spear".

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A stingy band that sings about saving money, but they recently adopted some ducklings and now they sing about how crazy high the vet bill is.

Divine Devils

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A power metal band that sings about geo-engineering, stopping conflict between nations, and love triumphing over stupid incest taboos, taking inspiration from Luke Byran, cause "I believe you love who you love, ain't nothing you should ever be ashamed of." (Most People Are Good)

Rey Skywalker, née Quill-Titan, and Let It Go Cold.

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An indie pop trio with each girl having a theme of the desert, the ice, and the sky with each one writing their own collection of songs for their albums.  Known for taking lyrics that might normally be heard in a Syd Barrett song and actually making them work in a pop song.

Bugs Bunny's Birthday Blowout

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A girl band dressed as various professionals with Linkedin accounts. They sing about doing naughty stuff at work, such as surfing the web, taking really long bathroom breaks, and leaving a mess in the communal office kitchen.

Loki's Fecundity

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A satirical actual garage band from Wyoming known for their music about going against words of wisdom or common sense safety warnings and purposefully playing their instruments without any sense of proper composition as though they're still new to playing music.  Has a novelty in that their songs are literally never the same twice if they play their song one concert after another.  They have a gimmick of rarely being seen outside of their home when they have a concert and rarely releasing their albums as a way to emphasize their stupidity when it comes to the music industry.

Half-cut Trees

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3 hours ago, Emperor_Siegfried said:

A satirical actual garage band from Wyoming known for their music about going against words of wisdom or common sense safety warnings and purposefully playing their instruments without any sense of proper composition as though they're still new to playing music.  Has a novelty in that their songs are literally never the same twice if they play their song one concert after another.  They have a gimmick of rarely being seen outside of their home when they have a concert and rarely releasing their albums as a way to emphasize their stupidity when it comes to the music industry.

Ngl maybe this would put my state on the map more...

3 hours ago, Emperor_Siegfried said:

Half-cut Trees

A hippie band that sings about free love and saving the enviroment, mainly trees.

Midnight Snack.

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A band of middle-aged guys who were laid off from their job as actually being engineers and chose to pursue a future career in music.  Their music is a throwback to classic rock that gives exposure to the death of the American Dream and struggling to make a living in an increasingly technological world.

Leather Like New

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A very underground indie rock band that doesn't schedule their concerts and shows up completely by surprise across the U.S.  Has a dedicated following that looks into every clue that their previous concerts leave about where they could possibly show up next and what time they might appear.  Due to their low release profile, their concerts are only available on YouTube by fans or concert attendees who happened to be fortunate enough to be offering a low quality recording of their performance that day.  Released one album in their career so far, but has been hidden from the public as part of a giant treasure hunt.  Fans say clues can be found in every concert the band plays in, hence why they are subject to so much dissection and study.  The album is a very big topic on the Lost Media wiki.

Keyboard Warriors

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A techno band heavily inspired by Daft Punk, as well as early synthpop bands (think one-hit wonders like A Flock Of Seagulls or Dead Or Alive) who makes catchy, synth-driven pop. They're French.

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Beer Black Hole (A pun on Oasis's Champagne Supernova)

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A Biker gang band that typically show up at the most outside of civilization bars that accepts payments in beer.  They also play any requested song you name if you're lucky to bring a six pack of any of the band members' favorite beer.

Frameless Photo Decor

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Boy band that sings about their exes. They date their fans and then break up with them for more song materials. Despite knowing that, lots of fans still want to date them.

Get Wrecked

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A heavy metal band with a theme of wrecking cars on stage whether it's from crashing them into one another or destroying them with weapons and power tools while the music plays.  Needless to say they don't get a lot of insurance offers.

Glasses of a Blind Society

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