Zapp Branniglenn Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 "Imagine that your body is ravaged by incurable disease or wracked with pain that never ceases...you'd consider death a kindness then" -Eir Wh-oh, okay. Assisted Suicide is kind of a touchy subject to bring up before breakfast. But I get it, you've got all these Heroes from different worlds, the politics are gonna come out. Ohh, yes! I just summoned Alfonse's dad! Let's see what he has to say. "The only thing that can stop a mad man with an axe is a good guy with an axe. That's why we should have axes in the classroom" - Gustav Yeesh, okay. I get this from every middle aged man that finds out I'm interested in the profession of teaching. Every. Single. Time. Let's see if his wife is more of a conversationalist. "You aren't sending Heroes Home or turning them into Combat Manuals, are you? Life begins at summoning and that would be the greatest genocide of our time" - Henriette And...yep she's showing me pictures of bloody saizos on her phone. This is what I needed to see today. "Rabbits, eggs, and all the rest signify fecundity...I'm interested in hearing your interpretation of this symbolism, darling, I'm listening." - Spring Loki Man I hope she's talking about sex because I sense this is going to right turn immediately into a conversation about protecting the sanctity of marriage. Where have you guys been seeing politics in Heroes? I hope I'm not the only one going crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punished Dayni Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 (edited) I mean, I guess you hadn't heard about the quote from Fjorm about Muspell being a nation of..... Well, I won't say just what offensive words they were, but you get the point. 32 minutes ago, Glennstavos said: "Rabbits, eggs, and all the rest signify fecundity...I'm interested in hearing your interpretation of this symbolism, darling, I'm listening." - Spring Loki I thought this wasn't real. It is. I hate Spring Loki more every second. Edited April 3, 2019 by Dayni Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Von Ithipathachai Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 Are all of these real? I deleted Heroes from my phone so I'm kind of out of the loop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punished Dayni Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 2 minutes ago, Von Ithipathachai said: Are all of these real? I deleted Heroes from my phone so I'm kind of out of the loop. Eir's and Loki's are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 Rabbits and eggs are definitely political statements! Take that, vegans! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 3 hours ago, Glennstavos said: The only thing that can stop a mad man with an axe is a good guy with an axe I'd expect a sword to be more efficient Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Von Ithipathachai Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 3 hours ago, Glennstavos said: "The only thing that can stop a mad man with an axe is a good guy with an axe. That's why we should have axes in the classroom" - Gustav Three Houses in a nutshell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingle Jangle Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 I wonder how much drama will be created when Jill "bleed the half breed" Fizzart comes to Heroes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rezzy Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 10 minutes ago, Jingle Jangle said: I wonder how much drama will be created when Jill "bleed the half breed" Fizzart comes to Heroes? She should come equipped with a Beastkiller Lance. Those subhumans have had it too good for too long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 I am disappointed that Takumi became politically correct and stopped saying Nohrian scum. 3 hours ago, Glennstavos said: "Rabbits, eggs, and all the rest signify fecundity...I'm interested in hearing your interpretation of this symbolism, darling, I'm listening." - Spring Loki That is my second favorite quote. This is my favorite: "Well, there IS one thing bunnies are famous for. Besides eating carrots..." 3 hours ago, Glennstavos said: "The only thing that can stop a mad man with an axe is a good guy with an axe. That's why we should have axes in the classroom" - Gustav Should have used a Blade tome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interdimensional Observer Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 9 minutes ago, Jingle Jangle said: I wonder how much drama will be created when Jill "bleed the half breed" Fizzart comes to Heroes? True, it is her PoR self which garners popularity. And her start as a racist who positively develops to be against it is why she is so loved. They might choose a starting point other than her at the start of PoR, maybe a few chapters in? Like Chapter 17, where in a Base Conversation she is lost with doubt and uncertainty as to what to believe and do. I hope they don't ruin her character. But if they do, well I think Talrega makes a good rye whiskey. 1 minute ago, XRay said: "Well, there IS one thing bunnies are famous for. Besides eating carrots..." Indeed there is one thing they're more famous for- being abundant food for hawks *insert image of Tibarn OHKOing Veronica*. And making hawks think my little dogs are as delicious as bao. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapp Branniglenn Posted April 3, 2019 Author Share Posted April 3, 2019 25 minutes ago, eclipse said: Take that, vegans! Relevant: "Herons only eat fruit and nuts, but that just means more meat for you. Please don't refrain on my account." -Reyson Damned Reyson and his inclusivity. Was he always such a pushover milquetoast wimp toward humans in Radiant Dawn? I don't remember. 32 minutes ago, Von Ithipathachai said: Three Houses in a nutshell Thanksgiving dinner in a nutshell. 13 minutes ago, Rezzy said: She should come equipped with a Beastkiller Lance. Those subhumans have had it too good for too long. It'll hit a little too close to home when IS answers a genuine problem (balancing beast units) with racism. But yeah I'm chomping at the bit for them to include Shinon in the game. Watch me rage if Rolf gets his spot in the next banner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rezzy Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 5 minutes ago, Glennstavos said: It'll hit a little too close to home when IS answers a genuine problem (balancing beast units) with racism. But yeah I'm chomping at the bit for them to include Shinon in the game. Watch me rage if Rolf gets his spot in the next banner. We already got Racist Roy, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapp Branniglenn Posted April 3, 2019 Author Share Posted April 3, 2019 2 minutes ago, Rezzy said: We already got Racist Roy, though. Holy wow, that's a hot image. How did I not think of Legendary Roy when creating this thread? Better question: How did ALL OF YOU forget up until now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interdimensional Observer Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 6 minutes ago, Glennstavos said: But yeah I'm chomping at the bit for them to include Shinon in the game. Watch me rage if Rolf gets his spot in the next banner. If Rolf by some miracle did (and Rolf is a good character), it'd be because Shinon wanted it, he does have Provoke. Also, you can have Rolf and Shinon on the same banner and it not be redundant.: Shinon: Quit whining at me!Rolf: Oww! You didn’t have to hit me with that bow! Chucks a weapon at another, Dagger unit confirmed. 11 minutes ago, Glennstavos said: Relevant: "Herons only eat fruit and nuts, but that just means more meat for you. Please don't refrain on my account." -Reyson Damned Reyson and his inclusivity. Was he always such a pushover milquetoast wimp toward humans in Radiant Dawn? I don't remember. Is that an actual FEH quip? Or are you just contorting this?: Tibarn: “All the major issues look like they’ll be handled soon. The only thing we can’t agree on is hunting and eating meat.” Reyson: “The forest creatures are off-limits! Needless displays of violence as well. You know we will not budge on that.” Tibarn: “Tell me… Have you ever heard of a vegetarian hawk? Or a raptor that doesn’t scream victoriously at the skies after a kill?” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 27 minutes ago, XRay said: "Well, there IS one thing bunnies are famous for. Besides eating carrots..." Yep. Screaming like a child when killed. Mmmm, rabbit stew. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapp Branniglenn Posted April 3, 2019 Author Share Posted April 3, 2019 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Interdimensional Observer said: Is that an actual FEH quip? Or are you just contorting this?: Tibarn: “All the major issues look like they’ll be handled soon. The only thing we can’t agree on is hunting and eating meat.” Reyson: “The forest creatures are off-limits! Needless displays of violence as well. You know we will not budge on that.” Tibarn: “Tell me… Have you ever heard of a vegetarian hawk? Or a raptor that doesn’t scream victoriously at the skies after a kill?” It's a real Home Screen tap dialogue. And yeah something about his defanged personality in Heroes has always bugged me. Edited April 3, 2019 by Glennstavos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rezzy Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 16 minutes ago, eclipse said: Yep. Screaming like a child when killed. Mmmm, rabbit stew. . . I thought it was being excluded from being able to enjoy certain cereals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 2 minutes ago, Rezzy said: I thought it was being excluded from being able to enjoy certain cereals. Requires a stupid rabbit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 (edited) 24 minutes ago, eclipse said: Yep. Screaming like a child when killed. Mmmm, rabbit stew. . . I'm surprised that rabbit is one of the things you can eat without messing your body up. Also, I take it that there's no wall-building messages in Heroes, right? Edited April 3, 2019 by NinjaMonkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcphoenix Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 51 minutes ago, XRay said: I am disappointed that Takumi became politically correct and stopped saying Nohrian scum. Doesn’t he only say that in memes? Pretty sure that if I remember right of the royals, only Hinoka actually says it 53 minutes ago, XRay said: “Well, there IS one thing bunnies are famous for. Besides eating carrots..." Hopping, obviously Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapp Branniglenn Posted April 3, 2019 Author Share Posted April 3, 2019 18 minutes ago, NinjaMonkey said: Also, I take it that there's no wall-building messages in Heroes, right? Pfft, child's play "The castle has terrible defenses. With all these travelers from other worlds, what would happen if...you know, if ONE was an assassin? A treacherous one, I mean" - Ursula Home Screen quote You're right, Ursula. These other worlds, they're not sending their best. They're sending ests, gordins, and some, I assume are Ninos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 2 minutes ago, Glennstavos said: You're right, Ursula. These other worlds, they're not sending their best. They're sending ests, gordins, and some, I assume are Ninos. But they're trying their best! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slumber Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 Nowi saying "Dragon fire can't melt steel beams!" definitely got me thinking something was up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rezzy Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 So, you're telling me the Apostle didn't collude with the Herons? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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