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"How about 22475? That's my birthday..." - Hunter(Spyro: Ripto's Rage)

8 minutes ago, Joshii said:

Youre an inspiration for birth control.mp3

Please tell me what game this is.

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10 minutes ago, Joshii said:

Duke Nukem 3D, why? Hopefully it ain't too offensive... *Slumps in chair*

No, not offensive, hilarious.

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Either the "If I were not a holy woman, I would beat you senseless" line from Sacred Stones, or the "Handling a man's turtle" line from Xenoblade 2.

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"Oh I'm just too bad for my own good self. Hello, Earth. Who's Your Daddy. Why yes, I am?"

The stuff Sccwang Schwing says in his first cutscene in MDK2. The delivery helps it  seems more like it's all one sentence.

 

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I just remembered that Metal Arms: A Glitch in the system is filled with ridiculous one liners.  Unfortunately I don't think there is an easy collection of online clips for "minor", "enemy taunts" and "level introduction" dialog, but only for the main cutscenes. I think the best five were Generic Mil dialog> Dan Castellanta (yes really) > the oversynthed Titan enemy'  > the ridiculous French spy Vlaxx > the ridiculously german spy

 

Off the top of my head - "Maybe I should find you a gun... with training wheels!"  "Cease to function, miner" "Follow my order immediately, or you will be found defective and recycled into metal chum" "

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I could probably say "everything in Star Wars: Republic Commando", but for some highlights:

Delta-38 Boss:

"Alone against all these droids....? Hmph... they don't stand a chance."

"You lizards need to learn I'm a lot scarier than you are."

"An elegant weapon for a more civilized time, eh? Well guess what? Times have changed!"

Delta-40 Fixer:

"Watch the master at work."

"What goes up, must come down."

Delta-07 Sev:

"Ah... more bugs, more kills."

"Just point me at the enemy and stay out of my way."

"Heheheh…stupid droids."

"That Merc couldn't hit the broad side of an Assault Ship."

"Boss, hold on to your guts while I rip out theirs!"

Sev: "Damn! I don't believe it!" Scorch: "What's wrong, Sev?" Sev: "I've lost count of my kills!"

Scorch: "This place is giving me the creeps." Sev: "Ah Scorch...nothing better than a jungle hunt...hiding in the bush...putting a plasma bolt through a hostile's cranium (breath in)...makes me feel alive." Scorch: "Okay, now 07's giving me the creeps…"

"I love that crunchy sound they make when they die."

Delta-62 Scorch:

"That was for Delta 23! Or, or…was that 32?"

"Remind me to leave the ship before we destroy it next time."

"Hehehe, that blew up real good."

"Would you like a large or small crater, sir?"

"Rule #1: Kill them before they kill you."

"One's an anomaly, two's a trend. Rule #89, Boss."

"Is it red, red, green, or red, green, red?"

"Hey Sev, this one looks like your mother."

"Why do we always get the tough jobs?"

Scorch: "Hey Sev, how many have you got today psycho?" Sev: "More than you wise guy."

"Ah, another bug for my collection."

"The way these droids are swarming, one might think we weren't welcome!"

"Can you die later, sir? It just isn't a good time now."

"The boss is down!......can I be in charge now?"

"Look! Fireworks!"

"I love that clunk-sound they make when they fall!"

 "Wheeee!"

"Now that is an ex-enemy."

"Anti-armor... oh... this is nice Boss, a very nice piece of ordnance here."

"YES! More explosives! You just made my day, Advisor!"

"Yeah! Wookiee life debts for everyone!"

"Hey, I didn't know Trandoshans could fly!"

Clone Advisor on a Dwarf Spider Droid: "The only weakness is the optical cluster located on its abdomen." Scorch: "In other words, shoot the big red spot!"

"WOOHOO! Eat plasma, you stupid droids! YEAH! Have some of that!"

"I don't think Trade Federation security appreciates our work here!"

"Enemies go boom sir?"

"Time to use a REAL weapon"

Or anytime he opens his mouth, really.

Website I got these from: https://swgames.fandom.com/wiki/Quote:Star_Wars:_Republic_Commando. I probably missed some. I need to play this game again.

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Proof that Yosuke is a real bro for Yasogami High's Investigation Team?

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Yosuke: Let's go, partner!

Me (or Yu/Souji): Sure, why not? (selects "Yes")

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Yosuke: Good answer!

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"Because of you, there's only 20 million of us left... That leaves 9.98 billion reasons for me to want you dead." - Lao, Xenoblade Chronicles X. Such a badass line.

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On 5/20/2019 at 7:48 PM, Vince777 said:

Not a one-liner but still my favourite thing that's ever been said in Fire Emblem:

 

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Azama is a god.

"In America!"- Our lord and savior

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Here are some favourites of mine:

"Gold is so cliché!" - One of the dialogue options given prior to fighting the 3rd True Dragon Nyala in 7th Dragon III (to wit, True Dragons are basically gods. You trash talk a god.)

"My ambition can not be stopped!" - Cao Cao, Dynasty Warriors 8 Xtreme Legends (said every time he defeats an enemy officer)

"Hummm, that was pathetic." - Christophorus, Warriors All-Stars (she says this every time she defeats an enemy officer. Gets even better when she beats Lu Bu or anyone else that is touted as strongest something.)

"'Keep you feet on dry land,' that's what I always say! There's never a good reason to travel by sea! Never!" - Arnice about boats, Nights of Azure (not really a one liner, I just wanted to include it anyway.)

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I doubt I'll ever hear something as fear-inducing-yet-amazing as "pick a god and pray!". I would hate to have the ill fortune of facing Frederick.

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Some from Shadow Warrior 1 and 2 (mostly 2, although there are several quotes that overlap):

Do you feel luck chump? I mean punk? Damn, I always f*ck that up.

Oh man, if you guys start getting any more ugly, I'm going to have to start killing you blindfolded.

Cutting up thugs with their faces so ugly~! Stomping on demons who aren't all that snuggly~! Shooting at Nightmares that fly with their wings~! These are a few of my favorite things~!

Oh, hey you guys, you need directions? Just take a sharp left through my sword and keep going.

Nice work! You deserve a hand for that. Oh look! Here's one someone's not using anymore.

Hello, I'm Lo Wang, and I'll be your acupuncturist today!

Hey, could you put an apple on your head real quick?

You get the point?

Oh hello new ammo friends. You ready to kill some people?

Hey, you dropped something! Oh, it's your dignity/blood!

You know what's funny? You're full of holes!

This isn't your day/week/month/year/century/millennium/lifetime

Fire in the hole! You're the hole, by the way!

Fending off a demon horde. Check. Defeating an immortal being from another dimension. Check. Today is going awesome!!

And all the rest (HEAVY LANGUAGE WARNING!)

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