Haar: Zzz– Snort! Wha…? Huh?
Haar: What’s with you, man?
Makalov: Oh no! Stay away!
Haar: What’s the matter with you?
Makalov: Aaaaack! Help! Somebody help me!
Haar: … Did he think I was a Daein soldier? Well…whatever… Back to sleep……Zzzzzzz…
Haar: Hmm…? Hey! You’re that…
Haar: Yes, you are. You’re that weird guy I saw the other day.
Haar: Hey, stop right there!
Makalov: Please…have mercy on me! I’ll pay you back…I swear!
Haar: What are you yammering on about?
Makalov: Honestly, I only ran off the other day because I didn’t have the money on me. I was just…running home to fetch it. Sweet mercy…I’m begging you! I’m too talented and beautiful to die! Give me more time to pay you back!
Haar: Pay me back? What are you talking about?
Makalov: Huh? Wait… So you’re not… a debt collector?
Haar: A debt collector? Did you fall on your head?
Makalov: Are you SURE you’re not a debt collector?
Haar: I don’t remember being one. And I think I’d remember something like that.
Makalov: What!? You’re not!? Phew! Hah…you had me there. I mean…just one nasty look from that face of yours could scare a man to death!
Haar: So you’re saying I’m ugly, is that it? I look like some kind of thug to you?
Makalov: No, no, no! Not at all. You’re very…handsome. Ruggedly handsome…yeah…
Haar: Hmmm. That was weird. Oh well…back to sleep.
Makalov: Oh, there you are! Hey, Haar!
Makalov: HAAR!!! Wake up! Oh, no! Look! Here comes General Ike!
Makalov: Nothing will wake him up! He has a lot of guts sleeping before a battle like this. You have to respect that! Even debt collectors would be intimidated… I need to be more like him! Then I’ll never have to pay anyone back! All right! I need to get training! The first thing I need to learn is how to sleep anywhere…. Zzzzzz…
Haar: …Quiet down! Who’s interrupting my nap?!
Makalov: …Zzzzzz… Phew… Grrrr… I was wrong… Sorry, Marcia! …Zzzzzz…
Makalov: Let me…zzzz…borrow some money…zzz…
Haar: Look at him, sleeping before a big battle. It’s a miracle he’s survived in his state. He must be really lucky. I hope he pulls through!