Oscar: Um… Hi there.
Oscar: Hello! …Um… Nice weather today!
Janaff: Can I help you with something?
Oscar: No, not really. I’m just…
Janaff: So, you want nothing from me then? What an odd fellow. Well then, I’ll be going. I don’t get these beorc at all.
Oscar: Dangit, Oscar! You messed that up! Stupid! Stupid! Aw, how am I supposed to do this?! I’ve never dealt with these bird tribes before… But we’re allies! We have to learn to communicate with each other… I’ll do it right next time!
Oscar: Uh…hey there.
Oscar: We meet again! Ha ha! Haaa… Uh…sorry about the other day. I don’t have much…experience talking to laguz, so… Hey, is there anything you don’t understand about our company?! Maybe I can help!
Janaff: No, not particularly. Why?
Oscar: Well, I just thought… I mean, I have a young brother that’s just about your age… …Come on, Oscar, get it together… Um… Wow, you laguz are just so incredible! I mean, even a small kid like yourself can fight so–
Janaff: Did you just call me a child?!
Oscar: W-what’s wrong?
Janaff: See here! I’m not a child! I’m over 100 years old!
Oscar: Wha…? A hundred…years…?
Janaff: I don’t know how old you are, but no one calls me a child to my face and lives to tell about it! Don’t you EVER call me that again! Got it, human!?
Oscar: Oh yeah, got it! Totally! Look, I’m really…
Oscar: Darn it, Oscar! Stupid! So stupid! Now you’ve really ticked him off! Man, what was I thinking? Now I have to go apologize. Again! Probably screw that up, too… Aaargh! So stupid!
Janaff: Yes? Oh. You.
Oscar: Look, I’m really, really sorry about what I said the other day. Please forgive my ignorance.
Janaff: Ha! Well…I guess it’s all right. As long as you don’t do it again. By the way, how old are you? I can never tell with you beorc.
Oscar: I’m twenty-four.
Janaff: Twenty-four!? TWENTY-FOUR?! You don’t even have a full set of feathers yet! You’re a child! A suckling babe! I can’t believe that the beorc send children out to battle! How can you be so cold and heartless?!
Janaff: What’s your name, little one?
Janaff: Janaff. But you can call me Uncle Janny. No wonder you said such rude things. Heck, I’m surprised you can even talk!
Oscar: Yeah, it’s…um…surprising all right. I’m pretty bright for my age.
Janaff: Well, it’s the duty of an elder to guide an ignorant child until he can fly. I forgive your rude remarks. If you ever need anything, come find me. If you have a bad nightmare or something, Unkie Janny will tuck you in. All right?
Oscar: Y-yes. Of course. Thank you. That’ll be…a real help.