Heroes of Light and Shadow Base: Bantu and Chris
Base conversations
Bantu and Chris 1
If Chris is male
Bantu:
...Good, this seasoning is quite fine.
Chris:
Sir Bantu?
Bantu:
Oh, you're, if I'm not mistaken...
Chris:
Chris. Are there... vegetables inside this jar?
Bantu:
Indeed, my boy. Vegetables pickled with salt, among other things. This way, not only are they preserved for longer, but their taste becomes more exquisite as well.
Chris:
Oh... Pickled vegetables, is it? I've eaten some before, as army provisions.
Bantu:
How very convenient. Sir Chris, could you taste them for me, please?
Chris:
Sure. If you'll excuse me...
Bantu:
How is it, my boy?
Chris:
Hey, it tastes great!
Bantu:
Hohoho, I'm glad to hear it. I've honed this technique for centuries, all to fix Tiki's disdain for vegetables...
Chris:
What, for centuries?!
Bantu:
That's right, Sir Chris. The next portion will be ready soon, would you like to taste it as well?
Chris:
Yes, gladly!
If Chris is female
Bantu:
...Good, this seasoning is quite fine.
Chris:
Sir Bantu?
Bantu:
Oh, you're, if I'm not mistaken...
Chris:
Chris. Are there... vegetables inside this jar?
Bantu:
Indeed, my girl. Vegetables pickled with salt, among other things. This way, not only are they reserved for longer, but their taste becomes more exquisite as well.
Chris:
Oh... Pickled vegetables, is it? I've eaten some before, as army provisions.
Bantu:
How very convenient. Dame Chris, could you taste them for me, please?
Chris:
Sure. If you'll excuse me...
Bantu:
How is it, my girl?
Chris:
Wow, it's delicious!
Bantu:
Hohoho, I'm glad to hear it. I've honed this technique for centuries, all to fix Tiki's disdain for vegetables...
Chris:
Gosh. For centuries... you say?
Bantu:
That's right, Dame Chris. The next portion will be ready soon, would you like to taste it as well?
Chris:
Yes, gladly!
Bantu and Chris 2
If Chris is male
Bantu:
Oh dear...
Chris:
Is something the matter, Sir Bantu?
Bantu:
Oh, hello Sir Chris. Did you, um, see... a stone around this size?
Chris:
A stone...? I'm sorry, I don't recall seeing one like that...
Bantu:
I see, I see... What a predicament.
Chris:
Was the stone important to you?
Bantu:
Indeed, my boy. Do you remember tasting the pickled vegetables a moment ago? I need that stone in order to pickle them...
Chris:
Oh, I see. That is a predicament indeed...!
Bantu:
As you age, you start forgetting a lot of things... A long time ago... Tiki told me she wanted to see what vegetables looked like before being pickled.
Chris:
Oh, I think I can understand how she felt.
Bantu:
It brought me great joy seeing Tiki hold an interest in the outside world... So I broke my word and took her outside.
Chris:
Sir Bantu...
Bantu:
However, I lost my dragonstone when we were near Pyrathi. It was terrible...
Chris:
What? You lost your dragonstone?!
Bantu:
I'm afraid so, my boy... Which reminds me, Prince Marth found it for me, back then. I'm truly grateful for his help. ...Sir Chris. I'm sorry to bother you, but if you happen to find my stone, could you bring it back to me?
Chris:
Why, of course. I do want to taste your pickled vegetables again after all, Sir Bantu.
If Chris is female
Bantu:
Oh dear...
Chris:
Is something the matter, Sir Bantu?
Bantu:
Oh, hello Dame Chris. Did you, um, see... a stone around this size?
Chris:
A stone...? I'm sorry, I don't recall seeing one like that...
Bantu:
I see, I see... What a predicament.
Chris:
Was the stone important to you?
Bantu:
Indeed, my girl. Do you remember tasting the pickled vegetables a moment ago? I need that stone in order to pickle them...
Chris:
Oh, I see. That is a predicament indeed...!
Bantu:
As you age, you start forgetting a lot of things... A long time ago... Tiki told me she wanted to see what vegetables looked like before being pickled.
Chris:
I see, that sounds like something a child would say.
Bantu:
It brought me great joy seeing Tiki hold an interest in the outside world... So I broke my word and took her outside.
Chris:
I... would have done the same.
Bantu:
However, I lost my dragonstone when we were near Pyrathi. It was terrible...
Chris:
Eh? You lost your dragonstone?!
Bantu:
I'm afraid so, my girl... Which reminds me, Prince Marth found it for me, back then. I'm truly grateful for his help. ...Dame Chris. I'm sorry to bother you, but if you happen to find my stone, could you bring it back to me?
Chris:
Why, of course. I do want to taste your pickled vegetables again after all, Sir Bantu.
Bantu and Chris 3
If Chris is male
Chris:
Sir Bantu!
Bantu:
Oh, hello Sir Chris. Is something amiss, my boy? Why are you in such a hurry? ...Hm? What you're holding, could it be...?
Chris:
I found some nice-looking stones after our previous battle, so I decided to pick them.
Bantu:
Oh my...! G-goodness gracious. Let me take a look...
Chris:
I tried to choose some that you might like, but...
Bantu:
Ooh...oooh... These are...!
Chris:
Are they good?
Bantu:
Yes, yes, they're of excellent quality! Sir Chris, I don't know how to thank you...
Chris:
No, don't worry about it. I'm always the one on the receiving end, so I guess this makes us even.
Bantu:
A-are you sure, boy? Aw, that's too bad...
Chris:
Well, um. I wonder if I could ask you to teach me how to pickle vegetables?
Bantu:
Oh yes, I'd be glad to! Hohoho, it feels like I've gotten another grandchild...
Chris:
Haha, and I'm reminded of grandfather, too...
Bantu:
Then, let's not dilly dally. Go on, pick a vegetable of your choice.
Chris:
Got it. And then, another one, right?
Bantu:
Correct, my boy. Finally, cover it well... Now, we only have to wait.
Chris:
I'm looking forward to it. Oh, but how much time will it take before it's done?
Bantu:
About one hundred years or so.
Chris:
I'll, er, already be dead by then...
If Chris is female
Chris:
Sir Bantu!
Bantu:
Oh, hello Dame Chris. Is something amiss, my girl? Why are you in such a hurry? ...Hm? What you're holding, could it be...?
Chris:
I found some nice-looking stones after our previous battle, so I decided to pick them.
Bantu:
Oh my...! G-goodness gracious. Let me take a look...
Chris:
I tried to choose some that you might like, but...
Bantu:
Ooh...oooh... These are...!
Chris:
Are they good?
Bantu:
Yes, yes, they're of excellent quality! Dame Chris, I don't know how to thank you...
Chris:
No, don't mention it. I'm always the one on the receiving end, so I guess this makes us even.
Bantu:
A-are you sure, girl? Aw, that's too bad...
Chris:
Well, um. I wonder if I could ask you to teach me how to pickle vegetables?
Bantu:
Oh yes, I'd be glad to! Hohoho, it feels like I've gotten another grandchild...
Chris:
Oh my, tee hee...
Bantu:
Then, let's not dilly dally. Go on, pick a vegetable of your choice.
Chris:
Got it. And then, another one, right?
Bantu:
Correct, my girl. Finally, cover it well... Now, we only have to wait.
Chris:
I'm looking forward to it. Oh, but how much time will it take before it's done?
Bantu:
About one hundred years or so.
Chris:
I'll, er, already be dead by then...
