Heroes of Light and Shadow Base: Roger and Chris

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Roger and Chris 1

If Chris is male

Chris:
Sir Roger.

Roger:
Ohh... Caeda... She's so dreamy...

Chris:
Sir Roger?

Roger:
The other ladies in this army are all so beautiful, too... Ooh, I want to date somebody so bad...

Chris:
Sir Roger!

Roger:
Wah!? ...Oh, it's you, Chris. Don't shout so suddenly. You gave me one heck of a fright.

Chris:
I called you many times, you know... So you desire to date someone, Sir Roger?

Roger:
Huh? W-were you listening? Oh boy. Well, what's done is done. Since you know everything already, can I ask you something? Could you, um, give me some advice so I can score myself a date?

Chris:
...To be honest, I've no confidence. But, I won't know until I've tried, so I'll give it my best shot. What kind of girl do you like, Sir Roger?

Roger:
Eh? Now that you ask me, I don't think I have a preference... Well, I'm not exactly pretty myself, so I don't really have high standards. I guess anyone in this army would do.

Chris:
Anyone...?

Roger:
Eh? Did I say anything wrong?

Chris:
Well, I'm not exactly privy to a girl's heart, but... "anyone" sounds like an insult. I don't think any girl would like to hear that.

Roger:
I-is that so? I had no idea... Well, it makes sense, I suppose. Alright, I'll make an effort and think harder about my tastes; I'm counting on you, Chris!

If Chris is female

Chris:
Sir Roger.

Roger:
Ohh... Caeda... She's so dreamy...

Chris:
Sir Roger?

Roger:
The other ladies in this army are all so beautiful, too... Ooh, I want to date somebody so bad...

Chris:
Sir Roger!

Roger:
Wah!? ...Oh, it's you, Chris. Don't shout so suddenly. You gave me one heck of a fright.

Chris:
Actually, I called you many times... So you desire to date someone, Sir Roger?

Roger:
Huh? W-were you listening? Oh boy. Well, what's done is done. Since you know everything already, can I ask you something? Could you, um, give me some advice so I can score myself a date?

Chris:
...To be honest, I've no confidence. But, I won't know until I've tried, so I'll give it my best shot. What kind of girl do you like, Sir Roger?

Roger:
Eh? Now that you ask me, I don't think I have a preference... Well, I'm not exactly pretty myself, so I don't really have high standards. I guess anyone in this army would do.

Chris:
Anyone...?

Roger:
Eh? Did I say anything wrong?

Chris:
Sir Roger... "Anyone" just doesn't cut it. No girl wants to hear that.

Roger:
I-is that so? I had no idea... Well, it makes sense, I suppose. Alright, I'll make an effort and think harder about my tastes; I'm counting on you, Chris!

Roger and Chris 2

Roger:
Chris, listen to me!

Chris:
Sir Roger? What is it?

Roger:
After our last talk, I thought real hard about the ideal type of woman for me. Well, she should have a beautiful face and an adorable smile.

If Chris is male

Chris:
Okay.

If Chris is female

Chris:
Got it.

Roger:
A large chest would be swell, too. But I'd prefer thin hips... She should be wealthy, gentle, reliable, sweet... ...a good cook, talker, listener, have a nice voice and be able to hold her liquor...

Chris:
...

Roger:
She must be somebody who's always loved me, secretly thinking of me till this day, longing for me every night... ...Somebody who's been a little sister to me ever since we were young, but now wishes to be seen as a mature woman...

Chris:
...I see. I think I got it, Sir Roger.

Roger:
Oh, but there's more... Well, the rest is written on this sheet of paper. Anyway, I'd like to go out with a girl whom meets all of these conditions. Chris, what's the plan?

Chris:
Well...

Roger:
W-well?

Chris:
I'd love to believe there's a woman like that, out there somewhere. B-but, I must resume my practice...

Roger:
W-what? Are you telling me you're giving up? W-wait, Chris, wait a minute. You're the only one I can rely on!

Roger and Chris 3

If Chris is male

Roger:
Hey Chris, could you give me some more advice?

Chris:
Yeah, sure. If it's within my capability.

Roger:
I've been thinking; I wonder... if I set the bar too high? I've decided to change my plans and start by meeting someone. After all, wouldn't it be wonderful to gradually fall in love with someone after talking to her again and again?

Chris:
A wise decision.

Roger:
So, I was wondering if you could, um, introduce me to someone. Chris... don't you know any nice girls?

Chris:
O-oh, right. I can't think of anyone at the moment... But, well... I've, er, heard whispers... of a girl who, um, secretly admires you, but who's too shy to confess her feelings... These are just whispers though, but I don't think anybody can positively prove they're false.

Roger:
I see, you're right, I can't deny that. So it's a shy girl. I had no idea.

Chris:
What if you took the initiative, Sir Roger?

Roger:
You're right, I should be proactive and seek her myself! Thanks, Chris! I'll give it a shot!

Chris:
...I wonder, did I do the right thing?

If Chris is female

Roger:
Chris, sorry for earlier. I wonder if you could give me some more advice?

Chris:
O-oh, alright. If it's within my capability.

Roger:
But honestly, I had no idea somebody thought of me that way. No idea at all. I wonder if I should confess my love right now? Chris, what do you reckon's best?

Chris:
Huh...? I don't know, that depends on the other person...

Roger:
Why are you talking like it's got nothing to do with you...? Weren't you waiting for my confession? That's the reason you felt jealous when I talked about my ideal woman, right? Anyway, Chris! I love you!!!

Chris:
Eh!? W-what, me? I'm sorry, but I...

Roger:
There you go, looking all embarrassed... You put up a cold front, but you really like me, don't you?

Chris:
No, you've got it wrong! I don't feel that way at all!

Roger:
I-I-I see... If you deny it that strongly... then I guess I'm back to being a sad man again...

Chris:
Oh... I-I'm sorry. I spoke too much.

Roger:
If you want to apologize... How about you introduce me to another girl, then?

Chris:
O-oh, right. I can't think of anyone at the moment... But, well... I've, er, heard whispers... of a girl who, um, secretly admires you, but who's too shy to confess her feelings... These are just whispers though, but I don't think anybody can positively prove they're false.

Roger:
I see, you're right, I can't deny that. So it's a shy girl. I had no idea.

Chris:
What if you took the initiative, Sir Roger?

Roger:
You're right, I should be proactive and seek her myself! Thanks, Chris! I'll give it a shot!

Chris:
...I wonder, did I do the right thing?