Alfred x Yunaka



C Support:

Yunaka: Ooo, look what I found! It’s an Alfred! Fancy meeting one of those in a place like this!
Alfred: Hey, Yunaka! You, uh, settling in OK?
Yunaka: Abso-totely! Everyone’s been a tasty treat.
Yunaka: If anything, the welcome’s been almost a little too warm, y’know?
Yunaka: I’m an unknown quantity. I could be anybody! What if I was a somebody? Who would know?
Yunaka: It’s weirdly convenient no one’s been checking on me to try to find out.
Alfred: Oh. Should I be snooping more?
Yunaka: Seems like a logical course of action, that’s all I’m saying.
Alfred: Well, I do wanna get to know you better.
Alfred: So yeah. We should talk more, when we get the time.
Yunaka: Talk? Is that your idea of gathering intel? Are you really gonna go that easy on me?
Yunaka: Think about it, chum! I could be an enemy spy!
Alfred: Probably not, though. I trust you.
Yunaka: Forsooth, silly lad! Whence comes this unearned confidence?!
Yunaka: Have you never once been betrayed? Swindled? Double-crossed? Bamboozled?!
Alfred: Haha, I get that question a lot!
Yunaka: Gets that question a lot, he says! Not a bit of self-awareness on this guy!
Yunaka: I don’t get you, Alfred. But maybe I shouldn’t look this gift knife in the serrated bevel.
Yunaka: If you trust me, I appreciate it. Thanks.
Alfred: Anytime, Yunaka!

B Support:

Alfred: So, where are you from?
Yunaka: Ooo, look at you! Shootin’ off questions like barbed arrows outta camouflage!
Yunaka: Set an ambush like that and you’re liable to drag a straight answer out of me.
Alfred: Great! So let’s have it.
Yunaka: Uh… Dang…
Yunaka: Somewhere in, uh…Brodia.
Alfred: Oh, I see. Thanks for opening up.
Yunaka: Listen, could I ask you to keep a lid and, like, eight padlocks on this particular jar?
Yunaka: Things could get unpleasant for me if this gets out and folks start connecting dots.
Alfred: Gotcha. My lips are sealed.
Yunaka: Thanks, Alfred. Look, I know you want us to talk more, but it’s not quite that simple.
Yunaka: It could get really bad for both of us if you ask me the wrong kinds of questions.
Alfred: Oh, uh…
Yunaka: I’ve got a lot to hide.
Yunaka: And I don’t want to lie to you, but if you put me in that position then I absolutely will.
Yunaka: Because it’s far preferable to the trouble that could find you if you learn too much about me.
Yunaka: I’m sorry that’s how it has to be, but…
Alfred: No, no. I get it. I won’t push you.
Alfred: I’m not out to make you uncomfortable.
Yunaka: I appreciate that, Alfred. Truly.
Alfred: But I said last time I wanted to talk more with you, and that’s what I’m gonna do.
Alfred: It doesn’t have to be personal stuff. We can talk about anything. Like our favorite flowers!
Yunaka: Yes! Love it! Henceforth, your brain’s gonna be stuffed with obscure weapon factoids!

A Support:

Yunaka: Golly, that’s weird to think about…
Alfred: What is?
Yunaka: Where I’d be if I hadn’t heard Micaiah’s voice in that ring. I wouldn’t be here at all, would I?
Yunaka: It’s kind of unnerving to think this great change in my life hinged completely on a coincidence.
Alfred: Nah. It’s no coincidence that you’re one of us now.
Alfred: It’s just you being you.
Yunaka: What do you mean?
Alfred: You’re here because you wanted Micaiah’s wish to come true.
Alfred: Thanks to your big heart, we’re allies now. I’m glad to have you on the team!
Yunaka: Aww… Shuckers, Alfred!
Yunaka: You’re the one with the big heart, though. Honestly.
Yunaka: Compared to you…I’m a coward.
Yunaka: I’ve hidden who I really am, all the things I’ve done, just for the chance to belong here.
Yunaka: If you knew the whole truth about me, I’d have so much more to worry about.
Yunaka: I think you’d do more than merely despise me. I think you’d actually come after me.
Alfred: Hmm…no. No, I wouldn’t.
Yunaka: What do you mean you wouldn’t?! You can’t just say you wouldn’t!
Yunaka: I’ve been filling your head with weapon facts! You barely know a thing about me!
Yunaka: You can’t accept me for who I am without even knowing who that is! It’s not right… It’s unfair.
Alfred: Let it be unfair, then. I’m fine with that.
Alfred: I’m fine not knowing your past too.
Alfred: I trust you, Yunaka. I always will.
Yunaka: Come on, Alfred…
Alfred: I don’t have to explain why I trust you.
Alfred: Just like you don’t have to prove that I should trust you.
Yunaka: You are…so weird.
Yunaka: I mean, I know I’m bizarre, but you’re a whole new breed of bird.
Alfred: Hahaha, you got me there!
Alfred: From one weird bird to another, I hope we stay friends for a long time.
Yunaka: Me too.