Clanne x Framme



C Support:

Framme: It’s about that time, President Clanne.
Clanne: I’m all set, President Framme.
Framme: In that case… I call this meeting of the Divine Dragon Fan Club to order!
Framme: Woooo!
Clanne: Yeaaah!
Framme: Ahem. Our first and only agenda item is how to broaden the fan club’s reach.
Framme: President Clanne, you have the floor.
Clanne: I think we should do something splashy to drum up people’s excitement.
Framme: Seconded!
Framme: The only question is…what?
Clanne: I have an idea.
Clanne: How about we spread our message by making pamphlets?
Framme: I’m listening.
Clanne: See, everyone’s heard of the Divine Dragon. But only a few know the person behind the title.
Clanne: You and me, we could tell the world what the Divine One is really like.
Framme: Yeah… Yeah! I’m picking up what you’re putting down!
Framme: Ooo, ooo! How about this─we slap the Divine One’s beautiful face on the cover, and title it…
Framme: “The Divine Dragon: Up Close and Personal.” Boom!
Framme: Inside, we have an interview with every juicy detail folks could possibly wanna know!
Framme: Favorite foods, favorite weapons, hair-care routine, shoe size. The raw, uncut story!
Clanne:
Framme: You don’t like it.
Clanne: I love it! That’s way less stiff and formal than what I had in mind.
Clanne: Just the sort of brilliant idea I’d expect from you, Madam President!
Framme: I couldn’t have gotten there without your suggestion, Mr. President!
Framme: All right, let’s get working on this pamphlet so we can hand it out all over town.
Clanne: Uh, wait. All over town?

B Support:

Clanne: There are a lot of people here…
Framme: Uh, yeah. That’s kinda the point.
Framme: This is our chance to tell everyone how great the Divine Dragon is.
Clanne: Yeah, but…
Framme: Come on, we both worked so hard on these, we gotta let the people see ’em.
Clanne: Or instead, we could quietly put them down over there and…
Framme: OK, showtime. I’ll start us off.
Framme: Listen up, everybody! My brother has a reeeal important announcement to make.
Clanne: Aw…
Framme: Psst, Clanne! That was your cue.
Framme: You’re the one who said people would think we’re weirdos if we didn’t introduce ourselves.
Clanne: I’m just, uh…kinda nervous?
Framme: Everyone’s staring at us. This is a real mess.
Framme: Fine. I’ll introduce both of us, OK?
Clanne: O-OK…
Framme: All right, then! We are Clanne and Framme, the 33rd Stewards of the Divine Dragon.
Framme: We will answer all your burning questions about the Divine One, with these lovely hand-bound─
Clanne: Stop! Please stop! This was a bad idea!
Framme: What?!
Clanne: I can’t do this. There are too many people. It’s embarrassing.
Clanne: They’re all gonna think we’re weird. Who even cares about the Divine One’s shoe size?
Framme: We do.
Clanne: Ugh, I feel like such a wimp. I thought I could be a steward?
Clanne: I’m not even cut out to be in the fan club. Sorry, Framme.
Framme: Clanne, wait!

A Support:

Clanne: Ungh…
Framme: OK, Clanne. Spill it. What are you sulking about?
Clanne: Isn’t it obvious? The pamphlets.
Clanne: I can’t believe I was too chicken to hand them out. I don’t deserve to call myself a fan.
Framme: Clanne, does every fiber of your being course with passion for the Divine One?
Clanne: I mean, yeah. You know that.
Framme: So? There you have it.
Framme: You’re a fan, plain and simple.
Clanne: But… But…
Framme: Being a fan isn’t about what you do. It’s about what you feel.
Framme: If you’ve got that sweet, dragony passion in your heart, you’re a Divine Dragon fan!
Clanne: Huh…
Clanne: Yeah. You’re right. You’re right!
Clanne: And you know what? I’m gonna try again. I WILL pass out those pamphlets!
Framme: That’s the spirit!
Clanne: But first, I think we better make a few changes.
Framme: What, right now?
Clanne: Right now. You said it yourself. Being a fan is about passion. Where’s the passion?
Clanne: We should write about our experiences with the Divine One, so our enthusiasm comes across.
Clanne: There aren’t enough illustrations either. Let’s ask for help from someone who can draw.
Clanne: And the interview needs…more. We didn’t even ask if the Divine One prefers red or blue!
Framme: Wow. Look at you, all motivated and stuff.
Framme: That’s the hardworking brother I know and love.
Framme: These are gonna be the best pamphlets ever. President Clanne, let’s get to work.
Clanne: It would be my honor, President Framme!