Etie x Yunaka



C Support:

Etie: Hey, Yunaka. Mind doing me a favor?
Yunaka: Whatcha need, pumpkin-seed?
Etie: Stay real still. I need to give you a once-over.
Yunaka: Wait, uh, what? Why? What are you looking for? And what are you gonna do if you find it?
Etie: So many questions. Here, this’ll only take a second.
Yunaka: Ugh…
Yunaka: Hey, I didn’t consent to a shakedown. You’re searching me like you think I stole something.
Etie: Good guess. How did you figure it out?
Yunaka: Seriously?! That was a joke! I haven’t stolen anything! Not even one thing!
Etie: I happen to know that you did.
Yunaka: Yeah?! You think your touchy-feely hands are any kind of evidence?! Get outta here!
Etie: Calm down. Nobody’s in trouble.
Yunaka: Oh, nobody’s in trouble?! Does that mean I’m free to go?!
Yunaka: Great! Then I’m out!
Etie: Hey, wait! Yunaka!

B Support:

Etie: Sorry about before, Yunaka. I think maybe you misunderstood me.
Yunaka: I misunderstood you, did I?
Etie: I mean, you did steal something. That part is true.
Etie: But what you stole, well…
Yunaka: What did I steal?
Etie: You captured my interest.
Yunaka: Huh?
Etie: You have my ideal physique. I couldn’t look away from how perfect you are.
Etie: That’s why I wanted to do a close inspection.
Yunaka: Aw, what a preventable misunderstanding…
Etie: You’re right. I was rude. I’m really sorry.
Yunaka: Setting aside how bonkers this is for a second, what makes you think I’m any kind of ideal?
Yunaka: Your physique is way more impressive than mine.
Etie: That’s nice of you to say, but between the two of us, you might actually be stronger.
Etie: Sure, I’m ripped, but that’s just because I never stop working out.
Etie: You, on the other hand, have the kind of muscle that can only come…naturally.
Etie: Your metabolism must have been set like that early. Probably when you were little.
Etie: You only get that kind of muscle by constantly being exposed to extreme circumstances.
Etie: I can’t prove any of that, of course, but my gut says I’m on the right track.
Yunaka: Um…
Etie: What exactly have you lived through?
Yunaka: Geez…
Etie: Yeah, that’s the kind of rude thing I’m going to try not to pull anymore.
Yunaka: Oh! Are you…sure?
Etie: Of course. Don’t worry about it.
Etie: I admire you, that’s all. I wanted you to know it.
Etie: And if it’s OK with you, I’d like to be friends.
Yunaka: Y’know, that’s actually super sweet. Yeah, why not? Let’s be chums, chum!

A Support:

Yunaka: Oooh, what a peaceful field! I feel like I could flop over and nap for a thousand years.
Etie: This is my secret spot. I come here alone sometimes to goof off.
Yunaka: Not sure I’d take you for the flower-loving type.
Etie: I grew up in a pretty flower-heavy town, so it cheers me up being surrounded by them.
Yunaka:
Yunaka: That’s really beautiful.
Etie: What is?
Yunaka: Growing up surrounded by flowers. Memories to cheer you up. I’m a little jealous, honestly.
Yunaka: My life as a kid wasn’t anything like that.
Etie: No?
Yunaka: No, but I wish it had been. A life like yours… It would’ve been a dream.
Etie: Poor Yunaka…
Yunaka: Kidding! You should’ve seen your face.
Etie: I can’t even begin to imagine the kind of life you must have lived.
Etie: Your muscles tell a pretty harrowing story.
Etie: So I’ve got a lot of respect for the way you came out the other side.
Yunaka: Ah, gee whiz…
Etie: See these flowers? They’re from my hometown.
Yunaka: They’re gorgeous.
Etie: This one is associated with admiration. Sounds perfect for us, huh?
Yunaka: Hehe, it does. Yeah!
Etie: Why don’t we make flower crowns with them as a gift for each other?
Etie: That’s what true friends do where I’m from.
Etie: They make flower crowns and pray for long, happy lives together.
Yunaka: Love it! Let’s make such big crowns, we get mistaken for queens of the world!