Hortensia x Anna



C Support:

Hortensia: This army’s too pretty. It’s not right.
Hortensia: How am I supposed to be the cutest when the competition is this gorgeous?!
Anna: Aha, say no more!
Hortensia: Wait, you’re…
Anna: Only a troubled maiden’s best friend─the one and only Lady Anna! Cha-ching!
Anna: If it’s cuteness you’re after, Princess Hortensia, you might be interested in my beauty line!
Hortensia: You have my attention! I should tell you, though, I’m kinda picky about product.
Anna: I guarantee satisfaction with everything I sell.
Anna: After all, what I’ve got on offer today is tailored just for you!
Hortensia: You’re confident. I like that. OK, show me what you got.
Anna: Of course!
Anna: First is this pink rouge. Just a dab stays on all day. Apply it in the morning and forget about it!
Hortensia: Ooo…
Anna: There’s also lipstick, soap, skin cleanser, and a crystal enchanted to add shine to your hair.
Anna: And finally, an accessory case to hold it all. The rainbow palette makes you cute just holding it!
Hortensia: These are…INCREDIBLE! I’ve gotta have ’em─ I’ll take ’em all!
Anna: Thanks for the business! Ooh, I’m making a killing!
Hortensia: You deserve it─your stuff’s impressive. I’m gonna be more adorable than ever!
Anna: Indulge me in a little market research. Why do you want to be cute, Princess Hortensia?
Hortensia: Uh, because the cuter you are, the more people like you, obviously.
Anna: So it’s a popularity thing for you, huh?
Hortensia: Of course. Anyway, I’m off─gotta see how all this is gonna come together for my look.
Hortensia: Thanks, Lady Anna!

B Support:

Hortensia:
Anna: Why the long face, Princess Hortensia?
Hortensia: I tried your whole beauty line, but something’s still not quite right.
Anna: Are you saying…you’re a dissatisfied customer?
Hortensia: No, the products are great… They’re just not making me as happy as I thought they would.
Anna: Don’t be so sure! My beauty line is tried, tested, and terrific.
Anna: It’s expanded a bit since last time too. I’m now stocking my own brand of magic perfume.
Hortensia: Magic perfume? Is that a thing?
Anna: Yup. This enchanted aroma will put your cuteness over the top for sure.
Anna: Its magical potency more than makes up for the lack of staying power. I’d swear by it!
Hortensia: It can really do all that?
Anna: Don’t take my word for it. Give it a try!
Hortensia: Ooo, that does smell delightful! Let’s see what a spritz does for me. What do you think?
Anna: Whoa! I think we found the missing piece of the puzzle! It works even better than I thought!
Hortensia: Really? My image is finally complete? I’m entirely irresistible?!
Anna: Oh, absolutely!
Anna: Tell you what, I’ll give you a little as a sample. If you like it, come back and buy it, OK?

A Support:

Hortensia: Hey, Lady Anna? Can I talk to you for a minute?
Anna: Oh, Princess Hortensia! How’d it go with that perfume? Ready to place a full order yet?
Hortensia: I’ve decided not to buy any, actually.
Anna: Huh? Did it not work?
Hortensia: Oh, no, it worked great. My whole look came together. I was the center of attention.
Hortensia: Even so…the perfume’s not for me.
Anna: But why? You seemed like you had your heart set on being popular.
Hortensia: I love wearing makeup and perfume, but I think I’ll steer clear of the enchanted stuff.
Hortensia: Magic is a shortcut. I want people to be wowed by my cuteness and charm─not by a gimmick.
Anna: Oh…
Anna: Sorry, Princess Hortensia. I guess I pitched you the wrong product.
Hortensia: No, it was exactly what I needed at the time. I wouldn’t have realized how I felt otherwise.
Hortensia: Really, I’m nothing but grateful.
Anna: Whoa.
Anna: You’re more amazing to me now than when you were wearing that perfume.
Hortensia: Aw, thanks! From now on, my charm is gonna be just that. No quick fixes. All me.
Anna: And I’m gonna keep building my business until I’m the number-one merchant in the world!
Hortensia: Sounds like a plan, young lady.
Anna: On that note, do you want to have another look at my non-magical beauty line?
Anna: Beauty products or otherwise, I’ve got all the tools you need in your quest for popularity!
Hortensia: Haha, go on, you smooth talker!