Geese & Lalam



C Support

Geese: Hey, you…
Lalam: Eeeeeeeek! A pirate!
Geese: W-Wait a minute…
Lalam: Eeeeeek! Help help help!
Geese: S-Stop… Wait! Listen to me!
Lalam: What? Pirates are all the same. You’re just going to say shut up, or you’d better not say a word if you want to live, or something like that. Oh! Lalam’s in grave danger! But just you wait. Soon Roy’ll appear on a shining white stallion and rescue me…
Geese: …Um, are you done? Listen. I’m not a pirate any more.
Lalam: Hmph! Even if you try to act good like that, I know better! I know you’re trying to run off with me because I’m just so irresistible.
Geese: …You’ve got to be kidding me.
Lalam: Kidding!? What, are you saying that I’m not cute enough to kidnap!?
Geese: You… No…forget it. Sorry to bother you.

*Geese leaves*

Lalam: Hey, wait!

B Support

Lalam: Eeeeeek! It’s the pirate again!
Geese: I said I’m not…
Lalam: Are you still trying to cover up the obvious truth? Your hairstyle, your clothes… Everything about you is just screaming, ‘I’m a pirate!’
Geese: …Fine… Have it your way.
Lalam: Aha! You admit it! And? You’re still trying to run off with me, right?
Geese: Hey… Would you please listen to what I have to say…
Lalam: Oh! Lalam’s in great danger! But just you wait. Roy’ll beat you down any day!

*Lalam moves to the right*

Lalam: ‘Are you all right, Lalam?’

*Lalam moves to the left*

Lalam: ‘Oh, Master Roy…’

*Lalam moves to the right*

Lalam: ‘Lalam, I can’t live without you.’

*Lalam moves to the left*

Lalam: ‘Oh, thank you, Master Roy…’ And then we… Ooooohhhhh!
Geese: ……
Lalam: Hey, where are you going?
Geese: See you later… Talking with you is exhausting.

A Support

Geese: Hey.
Lalam: It’s the pirate! Are you still trying to…
Geese: This is yours, right?
Lalam: Oh… I lost this ribbon the other day. Wait! I get it. You stole it, right!?
Geese: Why the hell would I return it to you, then!? I found it lying on the ground, and I thought it might be yours.
Lalam: Oh. Then why didn’t you say so in the first place?
Geese: I would have if you let me! You just start screaming whenever we meet! If only you’d stop and listen once in a while…
Lalam: So you weren’t a bad person after all. I shouldn’t have been so scared, then.
Geese: ……

*Geese leaves*

Lalam: Hey, wait. I’ll show you a special dance in return. Hey, wait… What! Are you trying to tell me my dancing isn’t worth watching!?